Yesterday my roommate and I went down to Shore Club around noon to meet up with a couple of her girlfriends for Sunday Funday. It was beautiful out here in SD, but the breeze off the ocean was a little chilly so we huddled in a booth away from the open windows. My roommate is a cute girl and normally she hangs out with equally attractive girls, but not today. Before, this wouldn't be a big deal as I'd still just get drunk and hook up with one of em, but now it seems that I, in just 5 short months, have changed to the point that what I find attractive enough to hook up with just isn't the same.
It seems that I'm putting myself in a mental state where I will only want the unobtainable. I'm pretty much there already, but now, since I've been back, I don't find the average drunk party girl that cute anymore. I'm hoping this wears off soon so I can get back to my old troll loving self. Though waking up without the regret or embarrassment over what I just slept with is a nice change. The post alcohol poisoning depression is still there, but really the only way to avoid that is to either a, fall in love, b, bang and wake up next to a stunner, or c, don't drink. I obviously can't do a or c so my only option is b. Which circles back to my problem, I have not gotten better looking, but my taste in women has narrowed. Before I was more than happy with fives, sixes and sevens, but now I feel I won't be content unless I'm with eights or nines or that forever elusive ten. It has been almost two weeks since I came back from Thailand and it has been equally as long since I've gotten laid. I'm starting to think this new raised bar has been the cause of my recent stateside strike outs.
So back to Easter Sunday...the roommate's friends start to trickle in and we're all hanging out drinking bloody marys and chatting about nothing in particular, the usual drunk talk. One of the friends, when she first got there, sat at the edge of the booth and said she had to go to Kate Sessions park to meet up with her boyfriend for an Easter party, but stuck around for a few drinks and started flirting with me big time. She positioned herself so she was sitting right next to me and ordered shots for just the two of us and ignoring her phone. We all decided it was time to go hit up another bar and she basically demands that we ditch the group and head out on our own. Before my trip I would have most likely told her that the two of us should go back to my room for an afternoon quickie, but now I find myself sitting in that booth looking at her and thinking, 'This girl's features are too sharp and she's wearing too much makeup.' So I say, "No, we have to stay with the group, it's Sunday Funday after all! Plus, isn't your boyfriend waiting for you." She replies with something like, "He's been a dick lately." and then asks me to go with her in her car to the next bar. I say no and that she prob shouldn't be driving and she gets up and says she'll meet us at the next bar. We don't see her again. I hope she didn't crash.
The roommate has to work at 4pm so around that time she leaves us and I now find myself with three very drunk young party girls whom I just met a few hours ago, we all decide to do tequila shots and go on a mini pub crawl. good idea. We end the bar crawl back at my house around 9 or so to drink bud lights and watch movies. Now we've all been drinking (a lot) and I'm flirting with all the girls because I am 9 hours into a drinking binge(and I don't really know how not to flirt with girls), but I am still not wanting to actually hook up with any of them(what's happening to me!) So I guess I am just being a tease. I hate teases. Anyways, my roommate gets home from work and convinces everyone to go to the bar across the street. I tell them I am going to call it an early night and say my goodbyes and head upstairs.
Not sure what time it was, but later that night I get woken up by one of the girls coming into my room. My light is off so it's pitch dark and who doesn't wake up horny? so I invite her into my bed, as soon as she gets in she pushes up next to me and I put my arm around her waist, feel the soft flabby party girl belly, smell the sweet smell of hot sauce on her breath, lose that horny feeling and say, "Just a sec, I have to pee." When I come back my bedroom light is now on and she's laying there in her underwear. I quickly change my light to the dim setting and then lay down on the bed next to her and tell her I am exhausted. She grabs my junk. So I get back up and go get some water. The other girls are all still downstairs and when I head back up with my glass of water I am followed by one of them.
I now have two party girls sitting on my bed, one in her panties and bra, and they are giggling and guzzling bud lights and I'm laying in the middle of them going through an internal struggle, 'Do I go through with this and face the self loathing tomorrow? No, just go to sleep. But look at her tits! Yeah, but look at that gut. Yeah, but those lips! No.'
I tell them to scoot so I can get under my covers to go to sleep, they put down their beers and join me under the covers, one on each side. I'm on my back and underwear girl goes in for a kiss. The stickly sweet stench of hot sauce and beer is overpowering, I turn my face away. Not sure if she gets the hint cause she keeps putting her face next to mine in what I've learned before is an "I'm right here so kiss me" position. I turn my back to her, but now have the other girl's face in mine, luckily she's not trying to kiss me, tho she is squeezing my limp dick through my bball shorts and I'm praying it doesn't jump to attention. Suddenly underwear girl spoons me from behind. Damnit. But seriously, how is this a bad thing? Why am I unhappy with this situation? It's still bothering me. Six months ago I would have been drooling over this situation, but now, I just want to be alone in my bed. Of course, if these girls were stunners(or Thai hookers) I would not be feigning exhaustion in hopes of getting left alone, but instead reveling in the excitement and doing everything I could to make it a memorable experience.
Eventually I fall asleep, it feels like I am waking up every 20 minutes though. I have to admit, there was some cuddling throughout the night and regardless of who the girls were it felt good laying there on my back with a girl's head on each shoulder and their arms around me. A very comforting feeling. In the morning as they are leaving my room one looks over to me and sarcastically says, "good bye sleeping buddy."
So there you have it, I turned down what would have probably been a very raucous threesome with two young drunk party girls with big breasts served to me on a silver platter. I need counseling.
05 April 2010
03 April 2010
Los Angeles Is No Bangkok
April 1st, 2010
Email to JD:
LA was another strike out last night. I go out with my sister and one of her friends who I had already hooked up with a couple years ago. It was the friends 28th bday and she broke up with her boyfriend that afternoon. And being such a nice guy I tell her, "hey, dont worry about it, you guys'll be back together in no time. Just have fun tonight and enjoy yourself." of course im thinking, 'lets hope she gets drunk and wants a "get back at my boyfriend for breaking up with me on my birthday" fuck.
There were two reasons why i wanted to hook up with her...one, she was staying in a hotel room and I lost the couch I was surfing because my friend's mom was rolling into town, so I needed a place to stay. And two, she's cute and I severely needed to get laid.
Anyways, we get drunk, she keeps getting hit on by the guys at the bar and I'm thinking I no longer have a chance but at some point she comes over and I figure i have to beat those guys to the punch so i look at her and say, "kiss me." and she does. Now I'm thinking I'm golden and go off to play a game of pool. I come back to her and shes saying something about liking me and so i say, "well let's go back to your hotel room then." she says no and goes off to butterfly around the bar. When she comes back I say again, "I'm done drinking, let's go back to your room." she says no and then says, "I'm not gonna fuck you tonight." I say, "that's fine, Can we just go back to your room to sleep?" of course she says no, thinking im just saying that and will try to hook up once in the room, but i was serious, at that point i just wanted a place to sleep. I pout and go back to the pool table, but the bar is closing and the security is putting stools on it so i just wander around the bar. My sister finds me and tells me she's heading home.
I catch a ride, but don't want to sleep in the studio apt with her and her bf, so I go sleep in my rental car. It's a Toyota Corolla and it's fucking freezing. But before I try and sleep I call May in Thailand, she was apparently at a temple. It was a good call. After the call I check the length. It was 7 minutes long. I check AT&T on billing. $3.52/min. Ouch, that's an LT. But still, I go to sleep happy. Shivering and alone in my car, but happy that someone out there misses me, or at least pretended to for 7 minutes.
Email to JD:
LA was another strike out last night. I go out with my sister and one of her friends who I had already hooked up with a couple years ago. It was the friends 28th bday and she broke up with her boyfriend that afternoon. And being such a nice guy I tell her, "hey, dont worry about it, you guys'll be back together in no time. Just have fun tonight and enjoy yourself." of course im thinking, 'lets hope she gets drunk and wants a "get back at my boyfriend for breaking up with me on my birthday" fuck.
There were two reasons why i wanted to hook up with her...one, she was staying in a hotel room and I lost the couch I was surfing because my friend's mom was rolling into town, so I needed a place to stay. And two, she's cute and I severely needed to get laid.
Anyways, we get drunk, she keeps getting hit on by the guys at the bar and I'm thinking I no longer have a chance but at some point she comes over and I figure i have to beat those guys to the punch so i look at her and say, "kiss me." and she does. Now I'm thinking I'm golden and go off to play a game of pool. I come back to her and shes saying something about liking me and so i say, "well let's go back to your hotel room then." she says no and goes off to butterfly around the bar. When she comes back I say again, "I'm done drinking, let's go back to your room." she says no and then says, "I'm not gonna fuck you tonight." I say, "that's fine, Can we just go back to your room to sleep?" of course she says no, thinking im just saying that and will try to hook up once in the room, but i was serious, at that point i just wanted a place to sleep. I pout and go back to the pool table, but the bar is closing and the security is putting stools on it so i just wander around the bar. My sister finds me and tells me she's heading home.
I catch a ride, but don't want to sleep in the studio apt with her and her bf, so I go sleep in my rental car. It's a Toyota Corolla and it's fucking freezing. But before I try and sleep I call May in Thailand, she was apparently at a temple. It was a good call. After the call I check the length. It was 7 minutes long. I check AT&T on billing. $3.52/min. Ouch, that's an LT. But still, I go to sleep happy. Shivering and alone in my car, but happy that someone out there misses me, or at least pretended to for 7 minutes.
01 April 2010
Hello America
March 28, 2009
It sure is beautiful out at 7am in Santa Monica as I grab a $25 cab ride for an expensive 'walk of the strike out'. Struck out second night in a row! Went to a bar in Marina Del Ray. Got dissed in threes. First by a half decent japanese girl, then a half decent mexican girl, who was flirting with me all night, even asking me how big my dick was, I said "hahm yai", she said "what?", "nothing. U can find out later tonight", "ok", then right before closing she gets a call and bounces, and as last call is called a hail mary attempt with a less than half decent brunette with a big nose.
Bar closes and somehow I end up in some backroom of the bar passing around a bottle of Jack Daniels with the bartending staff and the band that played that night. I'm telling these randoms that I was in Thailand training for an upcoming UFC fight, one guy practices Jiu Jitsu and asks me what division. Fuck if I know, I change the subject. Eventually the backroom starts clearing out and I catch a ride with two girls in a rented minivan to some random hotel.
I remember the elevator ride up but apparently passed out on the floor as soon as I walked into their room. I woke up thinking, "Where am I?", get up and look around, the two girls asleep on one bed, two more people asleep on the other. I don't really know them and am the only one on the floor. I quickly leave.
It sure is beautiful out at 7am in Santa Monica as I grab a $25 cab ride for an expensive 'walk of the strike out'. Struck out second night in a row! Went to a bar in Marina Del Ray. Got dissed in threes. First by a half decent japanese girl, then a half decent mexican girl, who was flirting with me all night, even asking me how big my dick was, I said "hahm yai", she said "what?", "nothing. U can find out later tonight", "ok", then right before closing she gets a call and bounces, and as last call is called a hail mary attempt with a less than half decent brunette with a big nose.
Bar closes and somehow I end up in some backroom of the bar passing around a bottle of Jack Daniels with the bartending staff and the band that played that night. I'm telling these randoms that I was in Thailand training for an upcoming UFC fight, one guy practices Jiu Jitsu and asks me what division. Fuck if I know, I change the subject. Eventually the backroom starts clearing out and I catch a ride with two girls in a rented minivan to some random hotel.
I remember the elevator ride up but apparently passed out on the floor as soon as I walked into their room. I woke up thinking, "Where am I?", get up and look around, the two girls asleep on one bed, two more people asleep on the other. I don't really know them and am the only one on the floor. I quickly leave.
26 March 2010
Reserved...
-people with half an arm
-pregnant women who's child is kicking thru her abdominal wall
-people with retarded one limb children
&
-people with giant siringes and a cast...
I knew I was....
throwing 500¥ pieces around like they were bottle caps....
Honestly who has a $6 coin...
Water here is way more expensive than beer in Thailand.
Sum-num-na!!!!
25 March 2010
Goodbye For Now My New True Love, Thailand
Here I am stuck in the China Airlines biz lounge in Taipei. For another 4 hours.
With zero sleep I took a taxi to Bangkok straight from the bars and arrived at the Bangkok airport at 5:30am for my 8:30 flight and ended up dropping off luggage and getting through security in less than an hour. Sat at the gate for two hours before boarding the plane. Once on the plane it sat at the gate, and sat there, and sat there. Over an hour later a voice came over the intercom, "Please leave the plane now." So I grab my shit and follow the herd back to the gate. Oh, a problem with the plane? Should take 40 minutes? A complimentary 250thb coupon at the food court for my troubles? Wow, that sure is nice! I better go hurry and use it before we re-embark! Four hours later I'm sleeping on the floor in the gate area still waiting to board the fucking plane. Excellent way to extend an already lengthy 22-hour trip home.
Here's the problem plane. Apparently, one of the "technical difficulties" they had was just trying to find food for the lunches. Fuckers.
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Finally board the plane around 1:30pm, the China Airlines staff assuring us that the connecting planes would wait for us when our plane landed in Taiwan. I find myself sitting next to some old lady that's chanting, fairly loudly, and a guy behind me who apparently put down the tray just so he could tap his fingers on it, which I could feel as it bounced my seat every time. The lady finally quit chanting and I eventually turned around and explained to the guy that his tapping was bugging the hell out of me. Watched Couples Retreat. Some funny scenes, but definitely turned me off to having a wife. Plane lands.
China Airlines staff in Taipei inform me that the plane left 5 minutes before we landed and I would have to wait four and a half hours for the next one. WTF!! I got a little pissed, but tried to control it, "I was told the flight would wait for us. We waited 5 hours, they couldn't wait another 20 minutes to transfer the luggage and board us?! How am I going to be compensated for this?!"
"Sorry sir, how about a complimentary food coupon?"
I laugh and just stand at the counter in silence staring at my new boarding pass. Then he said something that to me sounded like, "Ok sir, here, we will put you in business class on the next flight."
"Ok." I say as he gives me another boarding pass. But no, as I'm walking away I actually look at it, it's not a business class boarding pass, it's a pass to the business class lounge. Fuck, I got duped. I look back at the counter, but it's already filled with everyone else getting fucked too. So I just grimace and do my best 'I'm a pissed off man' walk to the transfer terminal.
It is a nice airport though. One of the Taipei gates:
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And here's a pic of May to make everything better:
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With zero sleep I took a taxi to Bangkok straight from the bars and arrived at the Bangkok airport at 5:30am for my 8:30 flight and ended up dropping off luggage and getting through security in less than an hour. Sat at the gate for two hours before boarding the plane. Once on the plane it sat at the gate, and sat there, and sat there. Over an hour later a voice came over the intercom, "Please leave the plane now." So I grab my shit and follow the herd back to the gate. Oh, a problem with the plane? Should take 40 minutes? A complimentary 250thb coupon at the food court for my troubles? Wow, that sure is nice! I better go hurry and use it before we re-embark! Four hours later I'm sleeping on the floor in the gate area still waiting to board the fucking plane. Excellent way to extend an already lengthy 22-hour trip home.
Here's the problem plane. Apparently, one of the "technical difficulties" they had was just trying to find food for the lunches. Fuckers.
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Finally board the plane around 1:30pm, the China Airlines staff assuring us that the connecting planes would wait for us when our plane landed in Taiwan. I find myself sitting next to some old lady that's chanting, fairly loudly, and a guy behind me who apparently put down the tray just so he could tap his fingers on it, which I could feel as it bounced my seat every time. The lady finally quit chanting and I eventually turned around and explained to the guy that his tapping was bugging the hell out of me. Watched Couples Retreat. Some funny scenes, but definitely turned me off to having a wife. Plane lands.
China Airlines staff in Taipei inform me that the plane left 5 minutes before we landed and I would have to wait four and a half hours for the next one. WTF!! I got a little pissed, but tried to control it, "I was told the flight would wait for us. We waited 5 hours, they couldn't wait another 20 minutes to transfer the luggage and board us?! How am I going to be compensated for this?!"
"Sorry sir, how about a complimentary food coupon?"
I laugh and just stand at the counter in silence staring at my new boarding pass. Then he said something that to me sounded like, "Ok sir, here, we will put you in business class on the next flight."
"Ok." I say as he gives me another boarding pass. But no, as I'm walking away I actually look at it, it's not a business class boarding pass, it's a pass to the business class lounge. Fuck, I got duped. I look back at the counter, but it's already filled with everyone else getting fucked too. So I just grimace and do my best 'I'm a pissed off man' walk to the transfer terminal.
It is a nice airport though. One of the Taipei gates:
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And here's a pic of May to make everything better:
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24 March 2010
On The Way Out
I got bored of the T minus crap I was trying to post. JD, I'll do as you said and post the last couple emails I sent you. basically because I'm lazy.
On my way out in 7 hours. May is on her way over for one last night before I go. A taxi is picking me up at 4am to drive me the 2 hours to Bangkok airport.
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 at 7:23 PM
"im struggling with the decision to cut may loose. she s sexy as hell and i am more than content with her, but only 5 days left and i kind of want to get out there and fuck random chicks and get wasted, etc. what to do what to do"
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM
"i bought her this sexy long cotton summer dress(like the ones you like) for $3 that she is going to wear for me tonight. suay maak maak!"
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Sun, Mar 21, 2010 at 6:11 PM
"last night i got pissed at May cause she went to the toilet at ibar and didnt come back for like 15 minutes. it was the end of the night and i was piss drunk and accused her of hiding out in the back with some dude. she said, "what you think? me never do that!" but i wouldnt relent and we ended up going home and sleeping like a grumpy old married couple. i still wonder, i mean, if she has a potential customer and i am leaving the country, why not? but she says she was talking to the lady in the toilet about her hair or something. either way it really shouldnt matter, shes a hooker, shes fucking dudes left and right anyways. im just dingthong. anyways, we've made up this morning, but that intense jealous feeling made me realize i like this hooker way too much and so i told her i think it might be best if i not see her anymore. god i am a complete nutcase. i think i'll grab 81 tonight.
and no, the 19 from the post is a girl at angelwitch(ed note: she no longer works there)"
Mon, Mar 22, 2010 at 12:58 AM
"i dissed May tonight and still in my room at 1am drunk on the rest of my 100 pipers and not sure where to go. soi 8? walking? straight to airport bar? fuck if i know"
Mon, Mar 22, 2010 at 6:31 PM
"Yeah learn japanese leo leo! maybe the girls are intimidated by u and u just need to be forward. Or just buy some Ed hardy shirts and puff out ur chest. You need to start havig some good stories about the place so it'll motivate me to go visit!
1:30am. Finally leave room and go to snag 81, but she was already heading out with a guy and girl for what I'm guessing was going to be a treesum. Oh well, went to beer bar to apologize to young stunner about booting her out and tried to give her kilo, she said Mai pen rai and walked to the other side of the bar. No biggie, I go get a can o Leo and pound it outside ibar before heading in. Sit solo at a table waiting for my name to get called for pool when gif called. Fuck it I say, come on down! Then May calls and i tell her I'm at ibar so she comes over. I play pool while the two girls chat, I lose my third game and we head upstairs. Gif leaves to go to mixx, may an I leave to go get kebabs. I love that she loves kebabs too. She made my night the other night when we walked by a kebab kart and she tugged on my sleeve while excitedly pointing to the sign. "look only ha sip baht!" I thought we were the only ones to get excited at saving ten baht on a kebab.
It looks like I'm doing the same thing u did on ur way out and just sticking with the same chick. I remember when I first got here I couldnt get enough and was Fu king a girl 4 or 5 times in a night. Now I fuck once and am done. sex with May this morning was one of the better ones too. The kind where ur doing everything in ur power not to cum because u don't want it to end and when we finished she was ready to go again, as well as me, but nung chai wasn't having it. Fuck I think my body is exhausted and I need a physical and mental recharge. I guess going back to reality is a good idea. Tho I'm sure 1 day back home and I'll be jonesing for pattaya.
Now after all this rambling I think I need to go to Soi 6 before I meet up with May. Yes, I made plans with her for tonight already."
Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 9:35 PM
"what's a lady bar? is it a bar where the hot japanese ladies go to barfine the dudes? if so, get a job there and i'll bittorrent a copy of rosetta stone for japanese.
so yeah its nice having a "girlfriend", but im gonna be even more sad now when i leave. i talked to May about the two of us going to pick up number 15 or 19 from Angelwitch tonight :) she says she's not about two ladies one man, but will do it for me since i am her tiraak and its my last full night here. what a sweetheart! though she said she would be looking the other way while i was fucking the girl because it would make her sad to see me with another girl, so that kind of makes me think i shouldnt do it...but we'll see what happens after a few drinks...
i might be going to a wedding in italy at the end of summer and am thinking of making a detour to thailand on my way home. ha! im fucking hooked and will prob spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how to make it work so i can live here forever!"
Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 6:24 PM
"no, prob going to take it easy tonight as im taking a taxi from mayfair to bangkok airport at 4am. flight leaves at 830am. we tried to get number 15 from angelwitch last night,but she was already barfined, and 19 no longer works there, then we went to dollhouse, nothing there and so we just went to ibar for me to play pool and went back to my room. i really f'n like may. argh. shes been with me every moment for the last 7 days and will be seeing me off at 4am. ha. she even folded my clothes and packed my bags for me. shes definitely off limits to you! i told her i would get ahold of her as soon as i come back to thailand. which'll prob be during the italy wedding. im such a sap. still never going to western union her any money tho.
her and ten are new friends because every time we walked by her bar i would stop to say hi and her and may would chat. last night they were talking for like 10 minutes and i had to be like, "ok girls, say goodbye now."
kun called me a couple days after we saw her, but i was already with may at that point and told her i'd see her the next night, but didnt end up going to get her. then later that night she saw me and may at marine disco, called me, watched me look at my phone and put it back in my pocket and then texted me, "fuck you!!!!! i here i look you"
poy? well she is just going downhill quickly. sad, really.
On my way out in 7 hours. May is on her way over for one last night before I go. A taxi is picking me up at 4am to drive me the 2 hours to Bangkok airport.
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 at 7:23 PM
"im struggling with the decision to cut may loose. she s sexy as hell and i am more than content with her, but only 5 days left and i kind of want to get out there and fuck random chicks and get wasted, etc. what to do what to do"
Sat, Mar 20, 2010 at 7:49 PM
"i bought her this sexy long cotton summer dress(like the ones you like) for $3 that she is going to wear for me tonight. suay maak maak!"
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Sun, Mar 21, 2010 at 6:11 PM
"last night i got pissed at May cause she went to the toilet at ibar and didnt come back for like 15 minutes. it was the end of the night and i was piss drunk and accused her of hiding out in the back with some dude. she said, "what you think? me never do that!" but i wouldnt relent and we ended up going home and sleeping like a grumpy old married couple. i still wonder, i mean, if she has a potential customer and i am leaving the country, why not? but she says she was talking to the lady in the toilet about her hair or something. either way it really shouldnt matter, shes a hooker, shes fucking dudes left and right anyways. im just dingthong. anyways, we've made up this morning, but that intense jealous feeling made me realize i like this hooker way too much and so i told her i think it might be best if i not see her anymore. god i am a complete nutcase. i think i'll grab 81 tonight.
and no, the 19 from the post is a girl at angelwitch(ed note: she no longer works there)"
Mon, Mar 22, 2010 at 12:58 AM
"i dissed May tonight and still in my room at 1am drunk on the rest of my 100 pipers and not sure where to go. soi 8? walking? straight to airport bar? fuck if i know"
Mon, Mar 22, 2010 at 6:31 PM
"Yeah learn japanese leo leo! maybe the girls are intimidated by u and u just need to be forward. Or just buy some Ed hardy shirts and puff out ur chest. You need to start havig some good stories about the place so it'll motivate me to go visit!
1:30am. Finally leave room and go to snag 81, but she was already heading out with a guy and girl for what I'm guessing was going to be a treesum. Oh well, went to beer bar to apologize to young stunner about booting her out and tried to give her kilo, she said Mai pen rai and walked to the other side of the bar. No biggie, I go get a can o Leo and pound it outside ibar before heading in. Sit solo at a table waiting for my name to get called for pool when gif called. Fuck it I say, come on down! Then May calls and i tell her I'm at ibar so she comes over. I play pool while the two girls chat, I lose my third game and we head upstairs. Gif leaves to go to mixx, may an I leave to go get kebabs. I love that she loves kebabs too. She made my night the other night when we walked by a kebab kart and she tugged on my sleeve while excitedly pointing to the sign. "look only ha sip baht!" I thought we were the only ones to get excited at saving ten baht on a kebab.
It looks like I'm doing the same thing u did on ur way out and just sticking with the same chick. I remember when I first got here I couldnt get enough and was Fu king a girl 4 or 5 times in a night. Now I fuck once and am done. sex with May this morning was one of the better ones too. The kind where ur doing everything in ur power not to cum because u don't want it to end and when we finished she was ready to go again, as well as me, but nung chai wasn't having it. Fuck I think my body is exhausted and I need a physical and mental recharge. I guess going back to reality is a good idea. Tho I'm sure 1 day back home and I'll be jonesing for pattaya.
Now after all this rambling I think I need to go to Soi 6 before I meet up with May. Yes, I made plans with her for tonight already."
Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 9:35 PM
"what's a lady bar? is it a bar where the hot japanese ladies go to barfine the dudes? if so, get a job there and i'll bittorrent a copy of rosetta stone for japanese.
so yeah its nice having a "girlfriend", but im gonna be even more sad now when i leave. i talked to May about the two of us going to pick up number 15 or 19 from Angelwitch tonight :) she says she's not about two ladies one man, but will do it for me since i am her tiraak and its my last full night here. what a sweetheart! though she said she would be looking the other way while i was fucking the girl because it would make her sad to see me with another girl, so that kind of makes me think i shouldnt do it...but we'll see what happens after a few drinks...
i might be going to a wedding in italy at the end of summer and am thinking of making a detour to thailand on my way home. ha! im fucking hooked and will prob spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how to make it work so i can live here forever!"
Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 6:24 PM
"no, prob going to take it easy tonight as im taking a taxi from mayfair to bangkok airport at 4am. flight leaves at 830am. we tried to get number 15 from angelwitch last night,but she was already barfined, and 19 no longer works there, then we went to dollhouse, nothing there and so we just went to ibar for me to play pool and went back to my room. i really f'n like may. argh. shes been with me every moment for the last 7 days and will be seeing me off at 4am. ha. she even folded my clothes and packed my bags for me. shes definitely off limits to you! i told her i would get ahold of her as soon as i come back to thailand. which'll prob be during the italy wedding. im such a sap. still never going to western union her any money tho.
her and ten are new friends because every time we walked by her bar i would stop to say hi and her and may would chat. last night they were talking for like 10 minutes and i had to be like, "ok girls, say goodbye now."
kun called me a couple days after we saw her, but i was already with may at that point and told her i'd see her the next night, but didnt end up going to get her. then later that night she saw me and may at marine disco, called me, watched me look at my phone and put it back in my pocket and then texted me, "fuck you!!!!! i here i look you"
poy? well she is just going downhill quickly. sad, really.
One last thai lesson...
polite way of calling them a liar...
Class dismissed...
Hummm... (karaoke!)
11 or so cause I was a tad hungover from last night...
Got outa the house around 2 or so...
Walked around Ginza Tokyo.
The equilivent of fifth ave NYC...
Got a bottle (a small one) of johney walker red...
Pound it...
Got hungry... No sushi places near by..
Guy tells me to take the train two stops north or something....
I go two stops in some direction...
Pleasntly surpized that there are sushi stops there...
I made the right choice between A or B....
I grab a huge beer and walk around the nabe looking for a spot...
Found one with some whiteys...
I know the chef speaks English at this point... Score...
End up sitting next to a Japanese guy and his buddy...
He's looking to practice his engrish and I'm willingt o humor him for
a bit....
His secetary come 20 minutes later.
Not a stunner but Japanese with more meat than her thai sisters... I
would have hit it but didn't..
She's filling my cup with 100 year liquor.... It's strong and tastes
good... And I'm hammered...
She says he wants to invite me to karaoke...
I inform them I'm not much of a singer but will go...
We walk around a bit and find a place...
More very expensive whiskey keeps flowing...
I'm belting out some serious G and f'in R!!!
"I've been walking these streets at night..."
The fucking place is loving it...
I'm trying my best Axle Rose voice and I'm basically a hero...
All of a sudden we realize the train is going to stop running soon...
They are ushering me out the door with cinderalla fanatisim...
It's too late however...
I've missed it... Not a big deal I can walk or something...
But my gracious host is not having it...
He gives his secetary 10,000 yen for me to get a cab with...
The cab ride comes to 2,900 yen and I tip the guy 1,000 cause I'm
hammered and he seemed like a good guy... LOL!
He's never been so happy in his life... As they don't tip anywhere
here...
And I go seventy dollars out of it....
Only wished I picked up the karaoke host drink girl... Sexy and spoke
engrish...
But alas I have no cell phone here because it takes an act of god for
whitey to get one...
22 March 2010
Some more cultural photos....
Cherry blossom fest next weekend...
Highlights from today include....
fight ever watched...
Interesting. Two rounds.
First 10 minutes (way to fucking long for humans).
Second 5 minutes long.
In a ring no cage.
With the failure of pride the tallent see to have left the country.
Still a bunch of good fights. Evenly matched. Just sub par tallent for
this being the best in japan.
21 March 2010
Phuket Times
It's 1am and I'm 4 tall Singha beers deep and thinking it's a good idea to test the max speed my scooter will hit. The speedometer ends at 120kmh and I'm hitting 110kmh. I barrel past JD and reach up and over my right shoulder with my left hand to give him the bird. We are headed to a hole in the wall building 15 minutes from our house that has three beer bars side by side. At the time it was the only place in Chalong that we knew of that had available pooying. It suddenly starts to rain and I see JD shrinking in my rear view as he cuts into a 7-11 parking area. Shit, I passed the building. I make a tight u-turn and park the bike on the road just outside. The rain starts to get heavy and pour down on me with some thick ass drops so I sprint to the overhang outside the first bar.
What the fuck, none of the chicks are catcalling?!
I walk to the second bar and get the same lack of response. In Pattaya I'm a sexy man, but it seems here I'm fucking invisible. I look at the mediocre chick behind the bar and say, "what? no handsome man comments?!" She just looks at me and says, "You want drink?"
I say, "Yeah whatever, I'll take a black soda." and sit down on the stool. A couple of the girls are pulling down plastic sheeting around the front of the bar to keep it from getting soaked from the rain. I do a quick glance around the bar and there's maybe 3 customers and the only girl I think is cute is giving all her attention to some 60yr old dude with his shirt tucked into his khaki shorts. My drunken egotistical mind thinks, "Really girl? Did you not just see this young fashionable stud sit down at your bar??" I text JD, "Where are you? This place blows!" A few minutes later he pulls up on the road and I see him making a call. My phone starts to buzz, "Whatup?"
"Which one you at?"
"The middle one, but it fucking sucks. These chicks are not that cute and avoiding eye contact."
He walks the 40yards to the bar and sits down at the stool next to me. And suddenly there's this young girl squeezing him and acting like he's the next Justin Timberlake. WTF, I think, You win again JD!. I quickly down my drink and tell JD I'm going to try bar number 3. I make the 20 foot walk around the cinderblock wall dividing the two and, having been to this bar before, get a couple waves, but nothing like I was hoping for. Oh well. "Can I get a black soda? Thanks." The ladyboy manager comes out from the back and greets me and asks if I want to play connect four. Finally, some attention! "Sure, why not. How are you?"
"Good, where's your brother?"
Fuck, even the ladyboys want JD!
As I'm responding, "He's at the...", he walks around the wall as if on cue and she interrupts me to shout, "JD! Come here!". Then one of the girls, who he talked to last time we were here, immediately spots him and runs over to give him a hug and ask how he is. Whatever.
4 or 5 black sodas later I am still getting no love and tired of losing to connect four by the lantern jaw and drunkenly interrupt JD and his lovebird to tell him I'm headed home as I walk away. While walking past bar number 2 I notice the one cutie is now all alone and behind the bar so I go up to her and ask her her name. We chat for a total of 60 seconds before she says, "Who you like?"
"You"
"Yeah? What about her?" She says and points to the one that was squeezing up on JD.
"Sure."
"You want two lady?" She says without even asking the other girl.
"Ok, yes, let's go."
"You pay barfine first."
"ok, give me the bill, let's go."
I pay the bill and the girls go in the back to get their shit. While I'm waiting JD comes back around the corner and I ask him why he doesn't have his girl from bar 3 with him.
"I wasn't feeling it tonight, just going to go home and get a good night's sleep." He says.
"Well, I barfined two girls, can you take one on your bike so I don't have to go three up?"
He gripes a bit, but agrees. The girls come out and I explain that JD is going to taxi one home and the little one that was about him earlier volunteers to ride with him. We all head back home and stop off at a 7-11 for some late night grub. JD is the only one hungry, so I say fuck it and have both girls hop on my bike and swerve down the road to my room.
1 hour and a very lackluster threesome later I am laying there in the middle of the two girls and the little one is asking me about my "brother". I tell her he is sleeping. She asks where. I say "Downstairs, why? You want?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
She nods yes and giggles.
"Ok." I say and dial up his number.
"Whatup. What you doing?"
Half asleep he mumbles, "Sleeping"
"You want one of these girls?"
"What?"
"This little one won't shut up about you. You want to take her off my hands?"
"Ok." He says in a tone that tells me he thinks I am just fucking with him.
I walk the girl down, sans shower, and drop her off with him. She is super excited to see him and doesn't even bother to thank me. 15 minutes later I call him again.
"Hello?"
"How does my dick taste?" I say and hang up.
What the fuck, none of the chicks are catcalling?!
I walk to the second bar and get the same lack of response. In Pattaya I'm a sexy man, but it seems here I'm fucking invisible. I look at the mediocre chick behind the bar and say, "what? no handsome man comments?!" She just looks at me and says, "You want drink?"
I say, "Yeah whatever, I'll take a black soda." and sit down on the stool. A couple of the girls are pulling down plastic sheeting around the front of the bar to keep it from getting soaked from the rain. I do a quick glance around the bar and there's maybe 3 customers and the only girl I think is cute is giving all her attention to some 60yr old dude with his shirt tucked into his khaki shorts. My drunken egotistical mind thinks, "Really girl? Did you not just see this young fashionable stud sit down at your bar??" I text JD, "Where are you? This place blows!" A few minutes later he pulls up on the road and I see him making a call. My phone starts to buzz, "Whatup?"
"Which one you at?"
"The middle one, but it fucking sucks. These chicks are not that cute and avoiding eye contact."
He walks the 40yards to the bar and sits down at the stool next to me. And suddenly there's this young girl squeezing him and acting like he's the next Justin Timberlake. WTF, I think, You win again JD!. I quickly down my drink and tell JD I'm going to try bar number 3. I make the 20 foot walk around the cinderblock wall dividing the two and, having been to this bar before, get a couple waves, but nothing like I was hoping for. Oh well. "Can I get a black soda? Thanks." The ladyboy manager comes out from the back and greets me and asks if I want to play connect four. Finally, some attention! "Sure, why not. How are you?"
"Good, where's your brother?"
Fuck, even the ladyboys want JD!
As I'm responding, "He's at the...", he walks around the wall as if on cue and she interrupts me to shout, "JD! Come here!". Then one of the girls, who he talked to last time we were here, immediately spots him and runs over to give him a hug and ask how he is. Whatever.
4 or 5 black sodas later I am still getting no love and tired of losing to connect four by the lantern jaw and drunkenly interrupt JD and his lovebird to tell him I'm headed home as I walk away. While walking past bar number 2 I notice the one cutie is now all alone and behind the bar so I go up to her and ask her her name. We chat for a total of 60 seconds before she says, "Who you like?"
"You"
"Yeah? What about her?" She says and points to the one that was squeezing up on JD.
"Sure."
"You want two lady?" She says without even asking the other girl.
"Ok, yes, let's go."
"You pay barfine first."
"ok, give me the bill, let's go."
I pay the bill and the girls go in the back to get their shit. While I'm waiting JD comes back around the corner and I ask him why he doesn't have his girl from bar 3 with him.
"I wasn't feeling it tonight, just going to go home and get a good night's sleep." He says.
"Well, I barfined two girls, can you take one on your bike so I don't have to go three up?"
He gripes a bit, but agrees. The girls come out and I explain that JD is going to taxi one home and the little one that was about him earlier volunteers to ride with him. We all head back home and stop off at a 7-11 for some late night grub. JD is the only one hungry, so I say fuck it and have both girls hop on my bike and swerve down the road to my room.
1 hour and a very lackluster threesome later I am laying there in the middle of the two girls and the little one is asking me about my "brother". I tell her he is sleeping. She asks where. I say "Downstairs, why? You want?"
"Yes"
"Really?"
She nods yes and giggles.
"Ok." I say and dial up his number.
"Whatup. What you doing?"
Half asleep he mumbles, "Sleeping"
"You want one of these girls?"
"What?"
"This little one won't shut up about you. You want to take her off my hands?"
"Ok." He says in a tone that tells me he thinks I am just fucking with him.
I walk the girl down, sans shower, and drop her off with him. She is super excited to see him and doesn't even bother to thank me. 15 minutes later I call him again.
"Hello?"
"How does my dick taste?" I say and hang up.
Highlights...
but of eye contact... It wouldn't bother me much if
A. I didn't just come from Pattaya
and
B. the ladies weren't hot as hell...
Just another "sum-num-na muthafucka!!!!"
20 March 2010
Today Was A Good Day
Today was a good day... Got my first eye contact and smile from a Japanese hottie... I'm talking proper hot... Cold have been cause the train was leaving and I was on the platform... I'll never know... Don't care to really...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M&feature=youtube_gdata
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfbGGZE07M&feature=youtube_gdata
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T Minus 6. Warning: Boring Post
Let's see. 6 days left. What did I do. May had to go to Bangkok at 6am to get a check up for her recently inserted jelly implants (which btw, and this will disgust JD, I got some salty fluid in my mouth the other night when I was sucking on her nipple and reminded her to ask the doc about it). So I was alone til later in the day. Around 5pm I was getting bored and so I called Poy's friend to come visit me in my room and since she only lives a few buildings down she raced right over. 7pm I say bye to the friend and walk to the gym. Rest of night: had roast pig at a bar that was having a hawaiian luau, drank a shit ton of whiskey, played decent pool(note to JD: I think I'm back!), danced like a moron at the club, ate 7-11 food at 4am, passed out fully clothed next to a naked May.
Pappa's Buffalo Die
Funny, I am sitting in an internet cafe right now playing poker and the girl in the station next to me has been going thru her rolodex of tiraaks(boyfriends) on the webcam asking for money. She'll chat for about 10 minutes with one guy, ask for money, chat for 5 more minutes, then tell him she is hungry and has to go and will call back later. Then immediately call another dude. She's on tiraak number 3 now. Ha!
This is one of the reasons why I tell the girls if their buffalo dies I will send a live buffalo to their room here in Pattaya, but I will never send them any money.
This is one of the reasons why I tell the girls if their buffalo dies I will send a live buffalo to their room here in Pattaya, but I will never send them any money.
Decisions, Decisions
What to do. I am struggling with the decision to say bye to May now while I still have a few days left to be a butterfly. She's sexy as hell, funny, a smartass, seems to be in to me(or is most likely just a good actor), and is great in bed, but I'm in Pattaya with only 5 days left. I feel like I need to get out there and take care of some unfinished business. Particularly numbers: 27, 81, 15, 19, and 6. But I like May. Ugh.
The Japanese...
The Japanese are a funny culture. This was obvious from the start...
I deport the plane, head thru immigration, become hummored with the cute Japanese lady trying to get the fucking Chinese tourists to que in a line, and move onward..
Next up customs.
Sure I arrived solo, sure it was from Thailand, sure I have a bunch of
Cambodian visas in my passport and sure I look like a degenerate...
But bro did you really have to show me four different pages with pot on them and ask at each page if I had any.
Were the five pages of heroin in it's various forms and the subsequent stop on each really necessary...
Only got asked if I had a wepon once, showed me a cartoon a child must have drawn of a revolver and the word "BOOM!!!" at the end of the barrel...
"don't have one of those either...."
The came the search...
First when I agree to let you search the bag you don't have to stop and ask permission for each individual pocket...
Seriously....
So let's unpack my big bag first....
What's this a giant bottle of pills that rattles? (vitamins)
Let's not even open the fucker up... Nope it rattles just like vitamins do... Must be the real thing...
What do we have here a big as bottle of baby powder, sure looks like
J&J to me let it slide...
Ahh what do we have here. A mysterious blue bag with what appears to be two boxes inside and a rubberband around the whole thing...
Yep this must be the extra contacts the kid bought cause they were cheaper in Thailand... Yep that's what it is...
No opening required....
Now were on to something... The fucking dirty socks... Let's unroll them and look inside....
Bro are you part of the special needs customs dept or something?
Holy shit...
Bag number two.
What's this a rolled up heavy as hell leather coat.
Feels like nice leather let's let it slide without an unroll...
A tube of toothpaste... Naa people never put drugs in there...
Yep, we found the spot the empty pocket... Let's peek really hard inside to confirm it's empty...
Now we have the pad down... A little excessive but he kept away from the boys so I was ok...
To top it off let's check the shoes, and I'm talking under the insoles check the shoes...
I was waiting for the you're on Japanese TV camera to pop out....
Never did...
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19 March 2010
Hi honey I'm home! / Don't call me momma!
Chalong time ago TIBKK and I were actually doing some form of muay thai training even if it was only for a week and a half...
Well I wanted to get up early and didn't feel much like hunting so I pulled the early eject button...
I vet home and crash...
Wake up half an hour later and figure I'd send my boy a text to see how he's doing....
I get a call back 7 seconds later...
From what I can gather from the wind in the microphone, the giggles and TIBKKs hard to hear voice is:
- he's driving home now
- he's driving with one hand
- he might be hammered
- he's not stopping for whiskey but he got me a present...
Great more fried grasshoppers or something, I get up lock my door and fall back asleep...
Maybe fifteen minutes later my door flies open to the sound of "hi honey I'm home.... And I brought you a present..."
Yep he's bangged up and I'm "asleep"...
He won't let up... I stick my head outside my room...
"what do you got?"
"I got you a chick" and he erupts in laughter....
Sure enough there are two ladies standing there...
"guess what it's my girls older sister... I kept having them bring up girls till I found one I thought you'd like... And it happens to be my
girls older sister... Happy birthday big brother..."
(All thai girls friends are their "sisters" so TIBKK and I were brothers... Sometimes he was older but usually it was me... Sometimes it was "same momma same poppa" some times "same momma different poppa" depending on the amount of cynasism we felt in the air)
Anyways, at this point I can tell he's not joking so I come out to say hi to my friend for the evening...
She's cute and has a great body....
"Sure, why not...." hoping her English is as bad as the younger
sisters, who I've throughly tested the preceeding night...
Yep it's worse... Score one for me....
We make small talk for... Ohhh... 3 minutes and it's off to the bedroom for some gymnastics...
She puts on a subpar performance but I'm willing to let it slide as I've known her all of 32 minutes at this point...
"g-nite darling...."
We wake and go at it for a bit again lackluster. I'm willing to chalk it up to lack of prior time together.... Im super annoyed she pulled the "no power" card when it was her turn to ride but hey shit happens...
She goes to shower up, then it's my turn.
I come out to find her sullen on the couch...
"Relax it was a shit lay, I'll still toss you 30$..."
"A-rai!?!?" (what?!?!)
"nothing" and a wink...
"I have baby..."
"Funny I knew that most of you have baby"
(escaped again... no comprehension)
"no I have baby..."
Now I never though she had one as she had a tight tight body, but if
she says so then she says so...
But she runs over to the trash and pulls out a pregnancy test pointing at the red line...
So I'm convinced this is a ruse to either get a few more dollars or a serrogate father... I suspect the prior but hope for the latter..
Either way TIBKK is still pounding away and I'm humored at her most unconventional angle and still annoyed about the NPC (no power card)...
So I start taking to calling her momma....
"don't call me momma"
My eyes light up and she now knows it's a lost battle. She going to be momma till I drop her off...
And furthermore I've started the tummy rub for TIBKK and little sis's amusement....
All and all she took it pretty well... Little sis even called TIBKK some months later and it's rumored momma asked how I was...
Then again that conversation was in thai.....
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Showers
As I was taking a shower for the fourth time today I was thinking, I've taken so many showers since I've been here it's ridiculous. I think at a minimum I take three showers a day. On a busy day, if I end up hooking up with 2 or 3 girls, I'll take 6 or 7 showers in a day. Shower in the morning. Then a shower before and after sex with each girl. Then a shower after the gym. Then a shower before going out. Then a shower before bedtime sex. Then a shower after bedtime sex(this one isn't mandatory, but I find it increases the chances of getting woken up with her smoking you.) Oop, May is here, gotta go!
Maybe...
As for me I'm holed up in a dorm with my unemployed Japanese buddies
reading a book, nursing a beer, glancing a sumo wrestling and dreaming
of pattaya-pattaya...
Sum-num-na!!!!
T Minus 8...7
I was really hoping to have a crazy last ten days of near death experiences, but the last two days have been more mellow than the prior 30. In fact, these last two will be dreadfully boring for you to read, but JD wants the updates...Enjoy.
T Minus 8. 4pm. May and I wake up and go get lunch and part ways. I play poker at the internet cafe
8:20pm. Race home from cafe(with bankroll 800thb richer. ha.) to meet May in my hotel lobby. Had plans to meet at 8, get call while in cafe, "uhh, yeah, I'm on the taxi right now, see you in 2.."
10pm. We eat dinner and both get Thai massages(professional ones aka no happy endings) on beds next to each other. How cute. I call her phone from mine without her noticing...
"Hello?"
"Hi how are you?"
"Dingthong!" she hangs up. Giggles from the massage girls. I'm so cute.
11:40pm. We go see Book of Eli. I think it's a good movie. She falls asleep.
2am-ish. We grab taxis back to my hotel. We watch some TV then go to bed.
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T Minus 7. 11am. Wake up early to go with her and her friends to a temple 20 minutes outside Pattaya. the 9 of us pile into a small pickup truck.
Noon. Visit temple. Yikes, they do every possible thing you can do at a temple.
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5 hours later we drive back home.
6pm. We take a nap.
10pm. We shower and go get dinner, drink coca colas and play some pool.
1am. Go home and go to bed.
T Minus 8. 4pm. May and I wake up and go get lunch and part ways. I play poker at the internet cafe
8:20pm. Race home from cafe(with bankroll 800thb richer. ha.) to meet May in my hotel lobby. Had plans to meet at 8, get call while in cafe, "uhh, yeah, I'm on the taxi right now, see you in 2.."
10pm. We eat dinner and both get Thai massages(professional ones aka no happy endings) on beds next to each other. How cute. I call her phone from mine without her noticing...
"Hello?"
"Hi how are you?"
"Dingthong!" she hangs up. Giggles from the massage girls. I'm so cute.
11:40pm. We go see Book of Eli. I think it's a good movie. She falls asleep.
2am-ish. We grab taxis back to my hotel. We watch some TV then go to bed.
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T Minus 7. 11am. Wake up early to go with her and her friends to a temple 20 minutes outside Pattaya. the 9 of us pile into a small pickup truck.
Noon. Visit temple. Yikes, they do every possible thing you can do at a temple.
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5 hours later we drive back home.
6pm. We take a nap.
10pm. We shower and go get dinner, drink coca colas and play some pool.
1am. Go home and go to bed.
18 March 2010
Shinjuku Tokyo Red Light District
giggles. My pockets aren't deep enough for this city. Eventually found
it but let me tell you it's no Pattaya. Didn't even see a lady. 30$
cover for most places from what I could tell. Only dudes standing
around outside with weird Japanese hair and trench coats...
Here are some photos from Shinjuku...
To think....
To think I was paying 14$ a night for a decent hotel that was cleaned
daily and I had a plethora of chicks within a five minute radius who
would gladly come visit me at any hour of the day or night...
daily and I had a plethora of chicks within a five minute radius who
would gladly come visit me at any hour of the day or night...
Now I'm paying that same 14$ to share a room with twelve other
Japanese guys and one pisser... Haven't got a chick to even give me
the time of day... Then again I can't say that in Japanese either.....
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Dense
I love it....
To bad the ladies don't make eye contact.... God they are hot compared
with Isan LBFMs...
I'm also only seeing 3 or 4 white people a day... Weird...
Hopefully this increases my odds at finding some more restraurant
women a la "Rest Down The Street L" (ie girl number two who wanted to
"tryout a white guy")
17 March 2010
T Minus 9
T minus 9. 1pm. Lay in bed and chat with Poy's friend from the night before. She seems so cute and innocent and is constantly giving me little hugs and kisses and I am thinking I want to spend the rest of the day with her. Then I ask her where she works. She said she doesn't work anymore, but up until recently worked at a Soi 6 bar. Soi 6 bars are short time bars, which means the girls are fucking 5-6 dudes a day. Hmmm, I think I just remembered I have shit to do and can't hang out with her, but not before hitting it one more time.
A quick aside: Poy told me she would go to a bar on Soi 6 where her friend worked when she needed some fast cash. So JD and I went to the bar cause I wanted to check out the kind of room she was fucking dudes in. I know, bad idea. Anyways, there are only two girls working there when we show up and both are mediocre, but I went in with a game plan so I had to execute it and agreed to go with the one that kept grabbing my johnson. She was ugly as hell so I didn't want to fuck, just a quick smoke. With condom on. Once out of the dark bar and in the light of the room I realize how fucking ugly this girl is, but I'm not one to give up so I go thru with it. The room was nice though. Aircon, clean sheets, even a desk and chair(tho not sure when those are used).
3pm. Go eat lunch at this street vendor lady up the street and notice the shorttime friend of Poy from this morning eating at a bar next door to the vendor. She sees me and calls me over. I play pool with her and get an unexpected call from May, the girl that essentially left me at the alter the week before for her Aussie boyfriend that was in town for the week. I excitedly answer it and tell her I'll call her back in 5. I quickly finish the pool game and say goodbye to ST girl.
3:30pm. Make plans with May to see her tonight.
6pm. Go to gym for a shit workout and tell myself I need to eat more protein and drink more water.
9pm. Head off to meet May.
10pm. We meet up with T at Lucifer, have a few drinks and then go play some pool at Ibar. May knows the dancers there and after chatting with them she comes back to tell me that she knows I am mafia. What? Apparently, the dancers at Ibar see me in there all the time talking to different people and have come to the conclusion that I am somehow involved in the local mafia. I deny it, but in a way that makes her think I am lying about it. No wonder they have been bumping me up the list on the pool table the last few times I've gone there.
1am. May and I head upstairs to dance for a bit.
3am. We head home, but not before stopping for a pair of chicken kebabs.
A quick aside: Poy told me she would go to a bar on Soi 6 where her friend worked when she needed some fast cash. So JD and I went to the bar cause I wanted to check out the kind of room she was fucking dudes in. I know, bad idea. Anyways, there are only two girls working there when we show up and both are mediocre, but I went in with a game plan so I had to execute it and agreed to go with the one that kept grabbing my johnson. She was ugly as hell so I didn't want to fuck, just a quick smoke. With condom on. Once out of the dark bar and in the light of the room I realize how fucking ugly this girl is, but I'm not one to give up so I go thru with it. The room was nice though. Aircon, clean sheets, even a desk and chair(tho not sure when those are used).
3pm. Go eat lunch at this street vendor lady up the street and notice the shorttime friend of Poy from this morning eating at a bar next door to the vendor. She sees me and calls me over. I play pool with her and get an unexpected call from May, the girl that essentially left me at the alter the week before for her Aussie boyfriend that was in town for the week. I excitedly answer it and tell her I'll call her back in 5. I quickly finish the pool game and say goodbye to ST girl.
3:30pm. Make plans with May to see her tonight.
6pm. Go to gym for a shit workout and tell myself I need to eat more protein and drink more water.
9pm. Head off to meet May.
10pm. We meet up with T at Lucifer, have a few drinks and then go play some pool at Ibar. May knows the dancers there and after chatting with them she comes back to tell me that she knows I am mafia. What? Apparently, the dancers at Ibar see me in there all the time talking to different people and have come to the conclusion that I am somehow involved in the local mafia. I deny it, but in a way that makes her think I am lying about it. No wonder they have been bumping me up the list on the pool table the last few times I've gone there.
1am. May and I head upstairs to dance for a bit.
3am. We head home, but not before stopping for a pair of chicken kebabs.
The Imperial Palace in Tokyo
Cause I'm doubtful about pulling japanese tail I thought I'd post a few cultural photos....
16 March 2010
Cosplay
Japanese Maid Interview from GaijinPot on Vimeo.
What a strange strange country... Havent seen any of these yet....
Touchdown....
Made it to Tokyo... So far all I can think is fuck I miss Thailand and its chaos.... This place is sterile... (which might be something I need but certainly dont want....)
I might just be depressed because not one lady has tried to accost me on the sidewalk...
Shit I'd settle for a ladyboy attack right now just to lift the ego back up.... OK maybe not....
Day 10
3pm. Dancer and I wake up and mess around before she says goodbye and takes a motorbike taxi to her room.
7pm. I go to Poy's house to meet her mom and hang out while they get ready.
9pm. The three of us go grab dinner at a seafood place near Walking.
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10pm. Poy and I take her mom to her first agogo bar. I think it's a bad idea, but Poy thinks it'll be funny... This bar has some erotic shows, one of which is a bit of a lesbian show. Her mom is gasping and covering her eyes the whole time. We make it 30 minutes before her mom asks to leave.
11pm. We go to Ibar below Insomnia. Poy's friends show up. Shots start making the rounds.
Midnight. Poy's mom goes home and me and the girls head upstairs.
1am. Poy disappears. aha, found her. She is on the other side of the club with another guy. Classic Poy. I'm drunk and pissed and arguing with her in the middle of the club. Her friends are telling me, "Luhm. Sum num na." (forget it. serves you right.) They are right, it does. I should know better. In case anyone forgets, Poy is the same one that A. Once threatened to cut my dick off. B. Once threatened to have me killed on a different occasion. C. Tell me she never wanted to see me again one day, then ask me to go live with her the next. Anyways, I finally calm down and say, "ok, just go with him somewhere else" and take her purse off the table and hand it to her.
2am. Bored dancing with her friends and still frustrated with Poy I talk to one of her friends about it. Her friend consoles me and then leaves with me.
3am. While I'm deep in her friend she looks at me and says, "I wish I have man care for me like you care for Poy." She doesn't grasp the irony of that statement.
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4am. Go to sleep early.
7pm. I go to Poy's house to meet her mom and hang out while they get ready.
9pm. The three of us go grab dinner at a seafood place near Walking.
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10pm. Poy and I take her mom to her first agogo bar. I think it's a bad idea, but Poy thinks it'll be funny... This bar has some erotic shows, one of which is a bit of a lesbian show. Her mom is gasping and covering her eyes the whole time. We make it 30 minutes before her mom asks to leave.
11pm. We go to Ibar below Insomnia. Poy's friends show up. Shots start making the rounds.
Midnight. Poy's mom goes home and me and the girls head upstairs.
1am. Poy disappears. aha, found her. She is on the other side of the club with another guy. Classic Poy. I'm drunk and pissed and arguing with her in the middle of the club. Her friends are telling me, "Luhm. Sum num na." (forget it. serves you right.) They are right, it does. I should know better. In case anyone forgets, Poy is the same one that A. Once threatened to cut my dick off. B. Once threatened to have me killed on a different occasion. C. Tell me she never wanted to see me again one day, then ask me to go live with her the next. Anyways, I finally calm down and say, "ok, just go with him somewhere else" and take her purse off the table and hand it to her.
2am. Bored dancing with her friends and still frustrated with Poy I talk to one of her friends about it. Her friend consoles me and then leaves with me.
3am. While I'm deep in her friend she looks at me and says, "I wish I have man care for me like you care for Poy." She doesn't grasp the irony of that statement.
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4am. Go to sleep early.
T minus 10
Well JD has flown off to Tokyo and I have 10 days left here in Pattaya. I'm going to try and record the happenings of each day, regardless of the entertainment value or lack thereof...
But I'll start with Day 11.
4pm. Eat lunch with Whatsup dancer who stayed over the night before.
6pm. Poy's mom is coming down from Bangkok to visit her so she wants to fix up her room. So I tag along to the mall to help her pick out bedsheets and a table.
8pm. Back at my hotel. JD has his 3rd Thai wifey coming over for his last night here. Restaurant girl txts me that she misses me, so I txt back, 'in my room, you want to come see me?". She comes over and we hang out in my room for a couple hours.
10pm. Restaurant girl goes to work. JD, his wifey, and I go to Walking street. It's JD's night so we are going to do whatever he wants. So we do what I am sure everyone dreams of doing on their last night here and sit in chairs facing the street watching people walk by.
Midnight. JD decides he just wants to go back to his room with his wifey. So I walk over to a beer bar we went to with T and his golfing buddies the night before to see if this young stunner was working.
12:30am. She's working, but I get stuck talking to another girl and young stunner leaves for a short time.
1:30am. I'm about to play a game of pool with the other girl when I see young stunner walking back into the bar, so I call her over and chat with her instead.
3am. Young stunner and I head back to my room.
4am. She's got an amazing body, but boring and so disinterested that, perhaps because of my bruised ego, midstride I push her off me and ask her to go. She looks perplexed, but does what I ask and leaves, punctuating her departure by slamming my door.
4:05am. I txt back dancer from Whatsup that had txted me a few times over the course of the night.
4:06am. Dancer calls and asks if she can come over. Yes.
But I'll start with Day 11.
4pm. Eat lunch with Whatsup dancer who stayed over the night before.
6pm. Poy's mom is coming down from Bangkok to visit her so she wants to fix up her room. So I tag along to the mall to help her pick out bedsheets and a table.
8pm. Back at my hotel. JD has his 3rd Thai wifey coming over for his last night here. Restaurant girl txts me that she misses me, so I txt back, 'in my room, you want to come see me?". She comes over and we hang out in my room for a couple hours.
10pm. Restaurant girl goes to work. JD, his wifey, and I go to Walking street. It's JD's night so we are going to do whatever he wants. So we do what I am sure everyone dreams of doing on their last night here and sit in chairs facing the street watching people walk by.
Midnight. JD decides he just wants to go back to his room with his wifey. So I walk over to a beer bar we went to with T and his golfing buddies the night before to see if this young stunner was working.
12:30am. She's working, but I get stuck talking to another girl and young stunner leaves for a short time.
1:30am. I'm about to play a game of pool with the other girl when I see young stunner walking back into the bar, so I call her over and chat with her instead.
3am. Young stunner and I head back to my room.
4am. She's got an amazing body, but boring and so disinterested that, perhaps because of my bruised ego, midstride I push her off me and ask her to go. She looks perplexed, but does what I ask and leaves, punctuating her departure by slamming my door.
4:05am. I txt back dancer from Whatsup that had txted me a few times over the course of the night.
4:06am. Dancer calls and asks if she can come over. Yes.
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