Not Buddha Hill

Just got back from a 2-day dirtbag trip to BKK so I thought I'd post a picture of the Pattaya Bay from NOT Buddha Hill.

Bangkok...

Bangkok was a success.... Got to check out the UFC match and pick up
some trim...

Met up with an old flame who confessed she's married to a 50 year old
Thai guy.... Hummm...

Brought two chicks back here for some fun and to show them the
ocean... (they hadn't been here in a dozen years...)

Just put them in a cab to send them back to the big city....

Time for bed....

It's going to be a big night tonight...

JD

This one...

This one almost got me beat up...

"camera, camera, camera..."

You'd think there was a gun in the room...

Peace...

Both got Mays last night...

Peace out May...

Gym Nǒo

Whew, gym session over, time to go drink! Great gym 2 blocks from my apt for cheap cheap. 3 floors of equipment that make you feel like you are in a prison gym circa 1970 and international "flat-billed socal dbags" scream-grunting as they try to squat 400kilo to impress each other. Oh, and conveniently located next door to a ladyboy bar.

Seriously tho it's a good gym, and where I spend my time when I am not sleeping, eating, drinking, or fucking..so I'm here for about an hour every other day. ha.

LOL....

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New Brown Sauce!

Oh good cause the old brown sauce tasted like crap!

Is this seat taken?

Went out with the optition and her two coworkers this evening... It was going well... Towards the end I tell her I might be heading to Bangkok tomorrow to watch the UFC fight and get away from here....

The johnson and the liver could use a rest.... Ok that's not entirely true.....

Anyway she some how gets it in her head that I'm going to go with a chick. This rapidly mentally morphs into I'm going with my girlfriend...

To further the speculation she's never met TIBKK and is now convinced he doesn't exist.... I showed her the blog and his posts but it was lost on her....

So she's now offically a nut in my book too... Just happens to be an educated, prude, propper nut... Don't know if that's for better or worse....

Anyway I drop her off and head to the night market for some grub...

I walk thru it once trying to figure out what I want....

Second time thru I settle on fried chicken.... Head down after looking at the food I head to the seats.

Sweet I found my own mini table! Jackpot!!!

I look up only to figure out I'm the only white guy sandwiched between the ever so gay Asian version of the backstreet boyz and a horde of agressive ladyboys.

Both of which are convinced that if they bat their eye lashes enough and tell me how much they love America I'm going to grab my ankles....

"where you live"

I give my approximate address...

"me too...."

"it's a big street..."

"where you go..."

"I'm going home, and I'd offer you a ride but I don't trust any of you behind me....."

Not sure if they didn't get it or didn't think it was as funny as I did....

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A-Roy

A delicious heaping pile of freshly fried grasshoppers.
Kun was trying to get me to buy some, though she said she preferred the fried beetle larvae.

Whiskey and Tears (and a Kebab)

"what you want on it?"
i look at the onions then glance over at Po and think, 'sorry girl', and say to the vendor, "i'll take everything. extra onions."
"you want garlic sauce?"
god these fuckin kebabs.."yeah." 'poor Po' i think as i watch him squeeze some cheap creamy garlic sauce on the pita. i'm salivating, 'these things are delicious!' tho i made the mistake of trying one when i was sober. they're not as good as the ones in the kebab shop in dtown SD or nowhere near as good as the turkish kebabs in barcelona, but when my liver is soaked in whiskey these street chicken kebab knock-offs taste pretty damn good.

i finish my food in about 2 seconds and as we start making our way down an alleyway off walking street headed towards Po's bike my phone buzzes. shit. a txt. Kun had txted me earlier, 'where r u?' and i replied, 'i go home. i go sleep' thinking that would be the end of it for the night and i could just see her tomorrow, but when i take a sneak peak at this txt i see it's from Kun, 'ok, i see u in 30 minute'. FUCK! i cannot have Po over and then Kun banging on the front door. ..now i have to make a game time decision. do i txt Kun 'no' and hope she doesn't show up or play it safe by being an asshole and bouncing on Po? i hate making decisions.
"ok, you drive." she says as she hands me the keys to her motorbike.
i stand there with the keys dangling from my hand, "uh, well, i, uh, have to go."
"aria?"
"i, we cannot, i leave. i go home."
"u leave me? u came to lucifer to see me? why you leave me?"
"ummm, well..it's, this SMS, it.."
she cuts me off, "you have lady?! why you not tell me?!"
"im sorry. i like you, but yes, i have to go talk to lady. it's not what you think. i know her before you."
"what u mean not what i think? it 4am. what u have talk about at 4am?" she says as tears start rolling down her cheeks. [JD says these girls can produce tears on command to better get what they want. i hope he's right and she was just playing me]
now with the tears i feel like even more of an ass, "im really sorry Po," i say, "i like you, i do, but i have to go." and turn and walk home to greet Kun.

i met Po less than 24 hours before at lucifer. i went out that night with the intention of not meeting or taking home any ladies. up until JD left to go snag one of Gif's barmates i was doing ok. i was avoiding eye contact and to resist temptation i was completely ignoring the really hot ones, but there i was standing alone sipping on my retched maekong soda and watching the live band perform perfect covers of mainstream hip hop songs when cute little Po comes over and asks me, "hi, where u friend?"
teasing her i say, "oh, why you not want me? he gone. he go see lady. have fun. bye bye." and walk towards the bar to put down my glass and head out of the club ready to congratulate myself on successfully remaining solo. as i'm walking out i try to pass her and she stands in front of me, "i do want you, i shy and not know what to say to talk to you. i see you with friend before and not now so i ask."
wow. this girl is cute and speaks good engrish, but i promised myself i wouldn't take home a girl. damnit.
"oh ok, what your name?"
"po. and u?"
"TIBKK"
she ended up back at my house an hour later and we didn't leave my room until 7pm the next night.
"you can do everything. but not my butt."
"well, then you can't say everything."
i don't think more than 5 minutes went by where she wasn't playing with my cock. if it wasn't in her hand or pussy it was in her mouth. this girl was a true performer, and at 5', quite the spinner. when we did finally leave my room it was just to the lobby to drink whiskeys and discuss the night's plans with JD.

Angry Lil Neighbor

while Po was sitting on my lap in the lobby we were discussing our plans to meet at lucifer later that night when i suddenly felt my phone vibrating. i pulled it out of my pocket, 'oh look J is calling', i pressed 'ignore' and put it back in my pocket. 2 seconds later i heard someone yell my name and i looked out towards the street. it's J. she flips me off and keeps walking. Then the txts came rolling in, 'u today u off my phone. u have lady sit i see' to which i reply, 'u and me friends. just sleep no boomboom. remember?" [this was in reference to the other night when i pissed the world off(including J) she still called me at 5am to come over. i told her ok, but only as friends. so she just slept in my bed. no boomboom.] the following pic shows her responses to my txt, notice in all caps...

Lbfm update....

So yesterday it's a toss up gym or a few drinks with TIBKK's little brown bird...

I choose the latter. No problem the first beers are usually cracked around 10 or 11 so this should be a good change of pace... Heck I might even get to bed early, right?

So the brown one tells me she has a friend who was interested in me the other night but I was with some girl... Humm after the previous nights mayhem I need someone to attest to the skills...

"is she any good?"

"yes, she very good.."

"how do you know?" (kinda joking / laughing)

"because we boom-boom two boys in same room, she much bettter than me..."

And TIBKK has already attested to her skills so I break out the transitive property, (take that Mrs. Palmer you dike of a geometry teacher) and promptly sign up...

"call her up!"

"you want?"

"faak yea" giggling like a child on christmas....

//phone call//

"ok she say she meet us at club at 12..."

//a quick high-five to TIBKK//

I pour us all another round of whiskeys....

The brown one takes off to get prepped and TIBKK and I head out for a beer or three more and a couple games of pool...

12 comes around and we hit the club... The friend is cute, light-skinned, and curvey... Another high-five and round of drinks....

It's acutually one of their friends birthday so they get a free bottle of booze... More and more and more rounds ensue...

Soon it's 3 and time to head home... So much for getting some sleep...

TIBKK has been getting texts from Kung and I think the little brown one knows it....

We do the norm, get kababs and start home...

"bro, I'm a flight risk...."

"yea I kinda figured...."

My bird and I hop a scotter taxi home and TIBKK assures us they will meet us back at the apt.

We get back and start getting at it....

Mid-shag I'm handed a phone with a wheeping little brown one on the other end....

"why you not tell me?"

"what?"

"TIBKK just leave me!"

"I don't know" and hand the phone back...

It didn't slow my little starlet down much...

Actually at all....

Right back to it....

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If you've eaten recently please stop here...

So to finish up the story from the other evening....

The lovely lady (please note this post was encouraged by TIBKK, I thought it best to not mention it) comes out of the shower...

Still a delight, things are going well. I start getting at it, it's good. Were going for a bit and I decide I'm looking for some cowgirl action...

She down.... A little more and she tires. Honey you only weigh 43 kilo 2/3's of which is leg... You should be able to go for hours...

Anyway on the next move back I find some weird cottage like stuff on me and the matteress. I'm not going to say it was everywhere I'm not going to say it was the normal or socially acceptable amount...

Somewhere in between...

I'm grosses out and she's horrified...

She bolts to the shower with me in rapid pursuit...

As I get out of the shower she's dressed and half way out the door....

I actually felt bad for the girl...

Thank god it's a big bed and there was enough real estate remaining....

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A great closing line...

A great closing line by TIBKK last night....

He's sealing the deal with a hottie... Nothing special but could be a lot of fun....

She says how much.....

"usually I don't pay...."

"I don't believe you...."

"No really, I go to airline, showgirls2, lucifers, soi 8... Don't pay..."

"you butterfly...." (dude that goes from flower to flower (chick to chick) every night)

That basically sealed that deal up.....

Not till TIBKK tell me that story did he fully understand what he said.....

My response "bro you said that?" LOL

In fact I think I got it before him....

Comdey....

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Little...

Little paws.....

Please....

TIBKK says please look up LBFM

Or save youself the trouble and go to www.lbfm.com

Warning Not Suitable For Work....

A little more....

A little more Christmas before the pathetic update on the finish...

I've been...

I've been meaning to do a day or two of only fruit and no booze...
Hasn't happened yet...

Lord knows I've had my chances tho...

Check out these fruit stands everywhere...

I have made it to sub 200lbs... Which is a feat in its self....

So this.....

So this time, against my better judgement, I made it to morning...

Still not sufficently over my cold/flu I decided it was time to carry
on....

I'm going strong because.... Well because....... Because fuck it I
don't even have to get out of bed tomorrow....

Hell without my phone I don't even know what day it is....

So I head to "ring the faakin bell" bar.... Don't know why... Still.....

One of the birds is looking good... We tried it before... No
chemistry, I mean zero.... O'well....

Still I chalk it up to poor timing.... She's got some d-bag boyfried
from the neitherlands with a pho-hawk and he's comming to town soon...

Well that's what I understood....

Well since then they've split and she's interested in me....

Or so the redbull vodkas are telling me....

I pass on it and persevere onwards....

Hit a few clubs and gogos....

Nothing to my liking...

TIBKK is texting her friend and she's asking about me....

So-yo-rite.....

We keep going and still nothing...

I decide to about-face..... Why not right....

I head back and the 3 hottest of 8 girls are still at the bar.... Odd...

Anyway around of drinks and away we go.....

Well on of them wants to find a young white boy for the pounding so I
agree to head to a disco or two on walking-street...

My bird and her friend that is.... Sorry gents this doesn't end
that way.....

Of course the first club we go to I run in to "ole faithful"

(kiss her goodbye, as I stroll in with a bird on each arm)

Anyway the third wheel is searching hard but to no avail...

Anyway we drop her off and head back here now...

Said chica is showering now.... For quite sometime I might add...

"hot watta ain't free ya know...." (just yelled)

I love yelling things quickly that are never caught....

All I got was: "ar-rai" (what?)

Classic....

Will report back....

Signing off,

Against All Judgement (JD)

So....

So I was all excited cause I thought this one was over me....

Turns out she just lost my phone number...

For some unknown reason I gave it to her when she asked for it when we ran into eachother at the nite market...

Ting-tong....

Oops make that three missed calls. Just got another...

Pussy Bar Beer

Just in case you're not sure what they offer at this outdoor bar.

Hummmm.....

It starts as:

"can you come see me at my bar tonight"

"yes if I feel better...."

Then the rest reads as shown....

Some how this little starlet has fallen in love with me... I honestly don't think it's about money, I think she's just crazy....

Last I told her I had girl and I shouldn't see her anymore.

She said "it's ok you see me when you can't see her...."

All for free of course.... Shit I'd rather pay just not to deal with this craziness...

Supplemental Income

Our friend T from Canada lives here and plays online poker to cover his expenses. So I decided to give it a shot and log in to my old poker account and start grinding away. I had $17.23 left over in the account, so that's what I've started my bankroll with. ha. I've put in about 6 hours of play so far and increased my bankroll to over $26!



.25/.50USD tables, here i come!

Bad Man

"i think my friend likes you."
"i no like him."
"why?"
"i look his eye. he a bad man."

i literally, in a figurative sense, went off the deep end two nights ago. i was trying to rush my recovery from being sick over the weekend and before leaving my hotel i swallowed some allergy pills, ibuprofin, the thai pill equivilant of a bottle of robitussin, and two glasses of black soda.
by the time JD and i were visiting our 3rd agogo(we made a strict rule to not drink more than 2 drinks at any one agogo unless one of us spotted a prospect) i was a few more whiskeys deep and probably walking with a drunk swagger. JD and I got a booth(well, i got a booth and he got a speaker) and some topless chick sits in my lap and i am having the usual "what u name" chat until J walks over, flips her new horse hair extensions at me in disgust and storms to the back of the club. the girl on my lap says, "u know her?"
"yeah, J, she my neighbor, can you get her."
the girl gets off my lap and walks towards the front of the club.
"wrong way sister!"
ugh. i get up and go find J in the back where the girls are changing, "you come here! why you come here to find new lady?!" i shrug and offer her a piece of gum as a peace offering. she takes it and then asks for a second piece, which i give her and she gives to one of the other girls and then asks me for another piece and i tease her and say, "no, i give you one, you ask for two, i give you two, you ask for three, if i give you three, you will ask for four." oops. she starts yelling something in thai and runs over to her purse and pulls out 40thb and tries to shove it in my pocket and says, "that for gum."
"come on J, i just joking you. here, have the whole pack."
she pushes my hand away and just starts repeating, "i give you one, you ask for two..." over and over and then storms back into the main area of the club to do her little dance routine.
1 point for bad man.
i go sit back down to watch her dance and remember why i boomboomed her a while back, though she gives me dirty looks and turns the other way. JD and i leave and as i pass her i try and hand her my now empty pack of gum. she won't take it so i drop it on the stage by her feet and walk out.
2 points for bad man.
out in front of the club are the hostesses, one of which i also barfined a while ago(and almost wrecked her scooter on the drive home), so i go to talk to her and felt like she didn't want to talk to me and mumble something to JD, he asks her, "you remember him?"
"yes, i remember."
i say something like, "whatever," and turn my attention to her friend who is also a stunner and say to her, "can i barfine you right now?" she says, "no, i like lady only, but you can barfine me and aom" "bullshit, really? let's go." and they fuck with me about this for a minute before saying it wasn't going to happen. 2 points to them...though this most likely adds more fuel for the bad man and i throw my hand up as if to shoo them away and walk off, so..
2 more points for bad man.
JD and i get to the next club and i try to order a black soda from the first bar, they don't have it. this pisses me off even further. i turn and stagger to the bar in the back and try and order a black soda, as if they are going to have it, they have the same menu, so i disgustedly order a maekong soda and turn to see that JD is already dancing with some chick, so i tap her friend Fong on the arm and tell her to come over. she does, we talk for a minute, i try and dance, she walks back to her friends.
gif(frosty prosty) shows up with our friend T from Canada and he leans over to me and says, "don't worry bro, i just barfined her to chill."
"i don't care, it's her job. do what you want with her"
1 more point for bad man.
i turn back around and see JD arm-n-arm with Fong and so i rush over there and i start talking shit to JD. "chill out! i asked her. she doesn't like you man", he says.
"fuck you. blah blah."
"i'm not doing this shit again. you keep it up and i'm going to knock you out", he says between clenched teeth.
"fuck you. blah blah." i don't remember what all was said. just glad he kept his cool and didn't sock me.
2 more points for bad man.
JD gets the girl's number and bails. she bails. i'm standing there stewing and gif and T try to explain to me that i am drunk and not thinking straight and should go home. i mumble something to them and storm out to start the walk home. on the walk i get a txt from gif, "i think u no good for me. take care." ouch. looks like i successfully pissed off and alienated 5 working girls(including sweet little gif), my friend JD, and even a Canadian all in one night.

One of the.....

One of the classier establishments on our street....

Complete with spinners in school girl uniforms....

No word on if they live up to their name....

We pale in....

We pale in comparison to some of these stories....

Some great reads if you have the time....

http://www.tfs2m.com/reader-submissions/2009/12/08/on-the-origin-of-cliches-by-human-tsunami/

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No I didn't close out a bar at this time which is the norm....

I actually got up by this time....

Worse yet I'm going to be out of comission tonight as well.

On a brighter note I got 2 phone calls late last night asking me....

"you sick, so sorry.... you have lady to take care of you... I can come over...."

Sweet girls, honestly.... I declined each time as I couldn't muster the strength to walk down three flights of stairs to let them in....

A weak....

A weak performance by JD this evening....

Took out the optomitrist to the movies.... A traditional Thai girl so
things went as expected... She actually rode sidesaddle on the back of
my scotter even tho she was wearing jeans....

I guess straddling is a no no.... Who knew the average bird here
straddles with a skirt on....

Dropped her off.... Felt tired and like a cold might be comming on...
Stocked up and am retiring....

Weak! :)

Dirtbag

whenever i make it home i am def going to miss the "sexy man" catcalls as i walk down to the 7-11 unshaven, unshowered and in my pajamas

This Post Is For You Grandma

The manager at the place I stay has a pet baby rabbit that she puts in little dresses and let's run around the tables in the lobby...

Oh how cute!

There is....

Thee is always an alterior motive with these chicks....

Met this one at a club last night...

I think she wanted me to pay her bar fine right now or something....

Maybe I'll swing by Peppermint tonight...

Not exactly ....

Not exactly Rockafella Center but there is some Christmas flavor
here....

A.....

A night shot from my hotel room....

Over and out.....

Can't.....

Can't say I'm a fan of cultures where OCD like behaviors are socially
acceptable....

This place is definitly one of them......

The worst......

Here is a picture of the worst bathroom in the world....

The question is if you get there first which stall do you take....

Agogo

Here's a go go bar...

Couldn't get much as they have strict no camera policies everywhere....

Throw them thangs....

TIBKK gets in to it again...

Only to win and then have this girl proclaim she has no money and
can't buy a drink....

Check-bin please....

So far....

So far the contacts are great... 0:57...

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Flutterby....

So last night were at one of our usual bars and this chick says to me:

"your friend butterfly...."

I start laughing for two reasons....

1. We've both taken home 2 girls from that bar....

2. All I've been thinking about for the last 10 minutes is taking her
home as she has real big sweater puppets...

I smile and nod....

"he sure is....."

Here's the bar but it looks different now... Recognize anyone????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SwsafRd4U8

Naam-kang.....

Walking Street Tonight....

So I've been told my chicks that I look better without glasses.
Everytime I've worn mine out at night come to think of it...

There must be some weird stigma about them here...

Last time actually resulted in them being passed around the bar from
chick to chick each trying them on...

Enoughs enough...

I decide to get contact lenses. I happen to walk by a lense store and
find out it's 30$ for a month of contacts which will probably last me
a year at his rate...

Only problem is I explained too much of the story to the hot
optrition. You know the part about chicks not liking glasses...

None the less I got a date with her tomorrow... Will report back on
that one...

Anyways.... After 1 hour of fucking around with them and three pairs
later I've got them in and were headed out to this place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zNxCXQBR8

Locked and loaded...

It's easier to check out the chicks outside cause the light doesn't
play tricks on your eyes. However in the club it's difficult to do.
They have mastered the trickery of lighting for beauty / hotness.

Thus the contacts....

Now it will only be TIBKK flying blind....

Danish Rolls

A couple drunk Farangs from Denmark got into it at the bar next door to my apt last night. I was there around 3am watching some NFL(the Saints got LUCKY! Good game tho, glad they won.) and I look across the bar to the patio and see this muscle bound tatted up 50yr old Dane swinging a bar stool at his friend. The friend ducks and goes in for a take down and they topple over a patio umbrella into a row of scooters. They end up on the concrete rolling around trading MMA ground and pound style elbows to the face. The guys are instantly soaked in blood. I grab my iPhone to take some photos, but the mamasan kept standing in my way and telling me, "no photo! no photo!". The pic above is the only decent shot. About a half hour later the guys are up and hugging and hop into the back of a 10b taxi truck. Crazy Danes!

On a sadder....

On a sadder note TIBKK's gambling love took over him again last night
much to his debtrement....

Rumor has it he was caught ringing the bell twice....

OUCH!!!!!

She had a....

She had a great ass but only knew the following eleven phrases (listed
likelihood of use at any given time...)

1. Upto me....

2. Upto you....

3. Shut up... You yaak yaak yaak....

4. Fuck me....

5. I want to fuck you...

6. When you come see me...

7. Fuck my ass.....

8. Buy me drink....

9. (Some wierd gutteral noise I can only approximated) "yes"...

10. I go toilet...

11. Cum on my face....

This morning I paraded past her with the "crazy monkey" (ie ole
faithful) in tow.... She was none too happy....

So long Eve thanks for the memories....

???

Leaving a bar last night slightly hammered and a stunner comes out to
invite me in to her bar while I'm waiting for my chicken kabab to get
made.

I get in and the first thin she asks for is my email address. I'm
like... I have a telephone number if you want...

"sure that too..."

She was bent on the email address. I can't figure out the scam tho...

She had some great fun bags btw....

Morning?

today is the first day i have been up at 8am since i've been here. and only the 3rd night I've had my bed all to myself. kind of excited about it. i think i'll go get an english breakfast and a massage.

on a side note: WTF JD?! you passed up a foursome just cause one was ugly? you puss! i would have taken them on and just assigned her foot duty.

On A Different Note.....

On a different note because the bars were closed there were newly
founded "free lancers" out and about...

In a 1/2 mike walk home I was offered two different 4-somes.... First
via a few chicks on a scooter and then from a group of chicas in an
apartment...

There was one that was too small in the first group and one that
wasn't that hot....

The second group was on the third story and my inability to accurately
see them coupled with my unsurity of that kind of performance after
1.27 hours of sleep the night before (look up "visa run") and to many
beers made me pass...

I guess I'll never know if I have what it takes....

Then again there is always next holiday.....

Signing off solo,

JD

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Long Live the King....

Today was the Kings birthday... Much of the country wasn't serving
booze and I only got 1 cat call on a 2 mile run... (The norm, "hey
hansom man where you go", is echoed every 38.742884 feet on every
street...)

The King's health is not good and bars serving booze had their lights
off....

For more check out

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhumibol_Adulyadej

What The Flip Flop

every chick here has a pair of these slippers with some sort of miniature stuffed animal head on them..

J

i stayed home last night(this time zero drinks!) to let my liver recover a bit and after a couple unwanted calls i put my phone on silent [had already talked to Kun about coming over :)]. during that silent period i got these txts from a gogo dancer, whom i barfined a week ago from JDs favorite agogo, that calls herself J:

i also got 13 missed calls from her between 2 and 5am. she went from wanting me to be her boyfriend to never wanting to see me again in a 3 hour period. nice!

Table for 3?

oh sweet Kun...
we went to the mall so i could get some t-shirts and she saw one of her girlfriends(looking sexy as hell in a short pink frilly skirt and heels) and as they chatted in Thai for a bit i stood there like a jackass looking at the time on my cell every 5 seconds to try to avoid staring at her friend.

well afterwards, Kun and i were eating lunch and she told me, "my friend think you lovely"
"lovely?"
"yes, she think you handsome man"
"uh, yeah? she seems nice"
"i see you look her"
"huh? i don't understand?" (i say this whenever i want to avoid answering questions.)
"so kay, i like lady too"
"you do? you like lady? or like like lady?"
"aria?"
"you play with her boobies?"
"aria?"
"you boom boom lady?"
she nods yes and starts giggling.
"ohhhhh. really??" i say, then quickly take a sip of my pepsi to hide a huge grin.

let's hope there's a good update. soon.


Doe Eyed Kun

UPDATE: She was fucking with me. She's not into chicks.

Showed....

Had a few to many beers tonight playing pool and missed the birthday
party....

At home solo and loving it.... Whole bed to myself and better yet no
terrible conversations in thainglisgh tomorrow morning....

Some one remind me how happy I was about not meeting a chica tonight
in 6 months....

Comedy.......

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Taking It Easy

I have been charging too hard lately and really felt it catching up to me yesterday. So after an evening workout at Golden Gym I decided to take it easy(considering my recent alcohol intake ..a beer and 4 whiskey sodas is truly 'taking it easy') and just played a few games of pool at the bar Fang works at and was back in my room solo by midnight, warm from the whiskey and ready for a full night of sleep...
Got woken up by a 4am booty call from Kun and sleepily invited her over before falling right back to sleep. An hour or so later I was startled awake by her banging on my front door. I open the door and she says, "Fuck youuu!", flips me off, pushes her way in and looks around, "You have lady?!"
"Yeah, hiding in the wardrobe."
"Arai?!"
"No, I was sleeping".
She drops her purse on my desk, hops on the bed and throws a couple more birds, "Fuck youuuu! You tingtong!". I guess she was out there banging on the door for a while. She looks at me with those doe eyes and says, "Fuck me now, tingtong!" This girl is fantastic!

Pruun Nii...

TIBKK we just got invited to a birthday party tomorrow (pruun nii)
with chick and her friend Am....

Care to guess her name?????

LOL....

Paradise....

Here is a random Pattaya photo of the beach.... It's been perfect so
far....

Is it Gif'fer?

Nope it's not Gif (TIBKK's old girl) it's a JD freebie....

God it's nice being 30 and in good shape in the world of wrinkley old
prunes.....

And FWIW this is the last country in the world which still has good
will towards Americans.....

(Brittish and Aussie tourists are kinda D-Bags....)

Anyone....

Anyone want to guess what her name is?

Scariest minny mouse pic I've ever seen BTW.....

Nothing......

Nothing inspires confidence quite like seeing a motor bike taxi
slamming a huge beer and screaming into his phone right before asking
me if I want a ride....

"no thanks bro I think I'll walk...."

It was lost on him....

An older one....

Here is an older message from Sar....

A day....

A day wouldn't be complete without Sar sending me one of her cut and
paste religious love messages...

Ring The Faakin Bell....

So I'm not going to tell you this is like Seals training but it's
interesting none the less.... TIBKK bets this chic on some random odds game for a round of drinks.... IE "ring the bell..." and everyone in the bar gets a round.... She keeps losing and buying us drinks... At this point I feel bad cause she makes 120$ a month and she's in for at least $90 worth of drinks so far.... Still I'm pounding the thai equiliven of reb bull vodkas like they're free....
God they're good.... The photo of the game is below....

I want to be....

I want to be the jackass who writes his name on the undersider of boardgames here.....

Ole Faithful

Much like the days of yore when I would revert to my traditional Dairy
Queen choice as I panicked at the ordering window last night was the
same...

"Yes ma'am I'd like the regular..."

Yii Sip Paet

"shit, but that's only 4 years older than me!"
"ha, yeah true, so how old did you tell her you were then?"
"27. i would have told her 28, but i forgot the word for 8."

"I Shy"

Sweet Kun

Music To My Ears

so much for taking it easy last night. was eating cow pat moo with JD at our new favorite street vendor and was telling him i was prob going to lay low for the eve, but 4 san migs convinced me to stay out. spent most the night talking to the service girls in the bar next to my apartment, and eating some spicy baby octopus things they kept feeding me. around 3am i stumbled back to my room and sent a drunken txt to Kun. she came over about 20 minutes later. as she left this afternoon she politely pushed my handful of baht away and said a beautiful thing, "i like u, i no want u money."