So far....

So far the contacts are great... 0:57...

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Flutterby....

So last night were at one of our usual bars and this chick says to me:

"your friend butterfly...."

I start laughing for two reasons....

1. We've both taken home 2 girls from that bar....

2. All I've been thinking about for the last 10 minutes is taking her
home as she has real big sweater puppets...

I smile and nod....

"he sure is....."

Here's the bar but it looks different now... Recognize anyone????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SwsafRd4U8

Naam-kang.....

Walking Street Tonight....

So I've been told my chicks that I look better without glasses.
Everytime I've worn mine out at night come to think of it...

There must be some weird stigma about them here...

Last time actually resulted in them being passed around the bar from
chick to chick each trying them on...

Enoughs enough...

I decide to get contact lenses. I happen to walk by a lense store and
find out it's 30$ for a month of contacts which will probably last me
a year at his rate...

Only problem is I explained too much of the story to the hot
optrition. You know the part about chicks not liking glasses...

None the less I got a date with her tomorrow... Will report back on
that one...

Anyways.... After 1 hour of fucking around with them and three pairs
later I've got them in and were headed out to this place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zNxCXQBR8

Locked and loaded...

It's easier to check out the chicks outside cause the light doesn't
play tricks on your eyes. However in the club it's difficult to do.
They have mastered the trickery of lighting for beauty / hotness.

Thus the contacts....

Now it will only be TIBKK flying blind....

Danish Rolls

A couple drunk Farangs from Denmark got into it at the bar next door to my apt last night. I was there around 3am watching some NFL(the Saints got LUCKY! Good game tho, glad they won.) and I look across the bar to the patio and see this muscle bound tatted up 50yr old Dane swinging a bar stool at his friend. The friend ducks and goes in for a take down and they topple over a patio umbrella into a row of scooters. They end up on the concrete rolling around trading MMA ground and pound style elbows to the face. The guys are instantly soaked in blood. I grab my iPhone to take some photos, but the mamasan kept standing in my way and telling me, "no photo! no photo!". The pic above is the only decent shot. About a half hour later the guys are up and hugging and hop into the back of a 10b taxi truck. Crazy Danes!

On a sadder....

On a sadder note TIBKK's gambling love took over him again last night
much to his debtrement....

Rumor has it he was caught ringing the bell twice....

OUCH!!!!!

She had a....

She had a great ass but only knew the following eleven phrases (listed
likelihood of use at any given time...)

1. Upto me....

2. Upto you....

3. Shut up... You yaak yaak yaak....

4. Fuck me....

5. I want to fuck you...

6. When you come see me...

7. Fuck my ass.....

8. Buy me drink....

9. (Some wierd gutteral noise I can only approximated) "yes"...

10. I go toilet...

11. Cum on my face....

This morning I paraded past her with the "crazy monkey" (ie ole
faithful) in tow.... She was none too happy....

So long Eve thanks for the memories....

???

Leaving a bar last night slightly hammered and a stunner comes out to
invite me in to her bar while I'm waiting for my chicken kabab to get
made.

I get in and the first thin she asks for is my email address. I'm
like... I have a telephone number if you want...

"sure that too..."

She was bent on the email address. I can't figure out the scam tho...

She had some great fun bags btw....

Morning?

today is the first day i have been up at 8am since i've been here. and only the 3rd night I've had my bed all to myself. kind of excited about it. i think i'll go get an english breakfast and a massage.

on a side note: WTF JD?! you passed up a foursome just cause one was ugly? you puss! i would have taken them on and just assigned her foot duty.

On A Different Note.....

On a different note because the bars were closed there were newly
founded "free lancers" out and about...

In a 1/2 mike walk home I was offered two different 4-somes.... First
via a few chicks on a scooter and then from a group of chicas in an
apartment...

There was one that was too small in the first group and one that
wasn't that hot....

The second group was on the third story and my inability to accurately
see them coupled with my unsurity of that kind of performance after
1.27 hours of sleep the night before (look up "visa run") and to many
beers made me pass...

I guess I'll never know if I have what it takes....

Then again there is always next holiday.....

Signing off solo,

JD

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Long Live the King....

Today was the Kings birthday... Much of the country wasn't serving
booze and I only got 1 cat call on a 2 mile run... (The norm, "hey
hansom man where you go", is echoed every 38.742884 feet on every
street...)

The King's health is not good and bars serving booze had their lights
off....

For more check out

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhumibol_Adulyadej

What The Flip Flop

every chick here has a pair of these slippers with some sort of miniature stuffed animal head on them..

J

i stayed home last night(this time zero drinks!) to let my liver recover a bit and after a couple unwanted calls i put my phone on silent [had already talked to Kun about coming over :)]. during that silent period i got these txts from a gogo dancer, whom i barfined a week ago from JDs favorite agogo, that calls herself J:

i also got 13 missed calls from her between 2 and 5am. she went from wanting me to be her boyfriend to never wanting to see me again in a 3 hour period. nice!

Table for 3?

oh sweet Kun...
we went to the mall so i could get some t-shirts and she saw one of her girlfriends(looking sexy as hell in a short pink frilly skirt and heels) and as they chatted in Thai for a bit i stood there like a jackass looking at the time on my cell every 5 seconds to try to avoid staring at her friend.

well afterwards, Kun and i were eating lunch and she told me, "my friend think you lovely"
"lovely?"
"yes, she think you handsome man"
"uh, yeah? she seems nice"
"i see you look her"
"huh? i don't understand?" (i say this whenever i want to avoid answering questions.)
"so kay, i like lady too"
"you do? you like lady? or like like lady?"
"aria?"
"you play with her boobies?"
"aria?"
"you boom boom lady?"
she nods yes and starts giggling.
"ohhhhh. really??" i say, then quickly take a sip of my pepsi to hide a huge grin.

let's hope there's a good update. soon.


Doe Eyed Kun

UPDATE: She was fucking with me. She's not into chicks.

Showed....

Had a few to many beers tonight playing pool and missed the birthday
party....

At home solo and loving it.... Whole bed to myself and better yet no
terrible conversations in thainglisgh tomorrow morning....

Some one remind me how happy I was about not meeting a chica tonight
in 6 months....

Comedy.......

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Taking It Easy

I have been charging too hard lately and really felt it catching up to me yesterday. So after an evening workout at Golden Gym I decided to take it easy(considering my recent alcohol intake ..a beer and 4 whiskey sodas is truly 'taking it easy') and just played a few games of pool at the bar Fang works at and was back in my room solo by midnight, warm from the whiskey and ready for a full night of sleep...
Got woken up by a 4am booty call from Kun and sleepily invited her over before falling right back to sleep. An hour or so later I was startled awake by her banging on my front door. I open the door and she says, "Fuck youuu!", flips me off, pushes her way in and looks around, "You have lady?!"
"Yeah, hiding in the wardrobe."
"Arai?!"
"No, I was sleeping".
She drops her purse on my desk, hops on the bed and throws a couple more birds, "Fuck youuuu! You tingtong!". I guess she was out there banging on the door for a while. She looks at me with those doe eyes and says, "Fuck me now, tingtong!" This girl is fantastic!

Pruun Nii...

TIBKK we just got invited to a birthday party tomorrow (pruun nii)
with chick and her friend Am....

Care to guess her name?????

LOL....

Paradise....

Here is a random Pattaya photo of the beach.... It's been perfect so
far....

Is it Gif'fer?

Nope it's not Gif (TIBKK's old girl) it's a JD freebie....

God it's nice being 30 and in good shape in the world of wrinkley old
prunes.....

And FWIW this is the last country in the world which still has good
will towards Americans.....

(Brittish and Aussie tourists are kinda D-Bags....)

Anyone....

Anyone want to guess what her name is?

Scariest minny mouse pic I've ever seen BTW.....

Nothing......

Nothing inspires confidence quite like seeing a motor bike taxi
slamming a huge beer and screaming into his phone right before asking
me if I want a ride....

"no thanks bro I think I'll walk...."

It was lost on him....