15 March 2010
13 March 2010
Restaurant Girl
10pm. JD and I go eat dinner at an outdoor restaurant next door to the outdoor restaurant where I took home one of the waitresses the night before when I went there to eat. She's cute as hell, but not that good in bed and speaks zero english. Awkward stares and smiles abound as all the other restaurant girls know she went home with me, so after the meal I go over and talk to her for a minute.
10:30pm. Walking Street. JD is now in love so we go to his girl's bar so he can talk to his tiraak(darling). She's going to go to his room after work so he's done with the night, but willing to "tough it out" for a few drinks.
11pm. I fucked a few girls in her bar so the seat next to me stays warm as they alternate between it and the stage. I make plans with one to go out the following night, check bin, and leave. Oh, and JD's chatting with his sweetie pie the whole time.
Midnight. We play some pool, then go to a shit gogo up the street. The older mamasan sends one of her girls to our table to ask me my name and tell me mamasan wants me. Quickly check bin and leave.
1am. I get a txt from restaurant girl, "i miss you" and I'm sure one of her friends typed it up for her. JD is ready to go home and I'm too lazy to go out solo so I consider it a done night and txt back, "i come see u". JD and I get chicken kebabs and motorbike taxi back to our hotel.
1:30am. We get to hotel and girls from the hotel and shop next door are in the outdoor lobby doing shots of whiskey. I do a shot and walk to family mart for a tall Leo. JD goes to his room to wait for his schmoopy.
2am. I stop at restaurant to see restaurant girl. She's done with work and heads back to my hotel with me.
2:22am. There's now a bit of a party in my hotel's outdoor lobby. A group of rowdy Israelis and their girls have joined the girls from the hotel. All doing whiskey shots. I'm already wasted, but pull up a couple chairs anyways. Restaurant girl doesn't drink, so she just sits there moping while I join the Israelis in pounding shots.
?. One of the Isreali's girls used to live in Reno so I am chatting her up about Lake Tahoe, meanwhile, the lesbian shop girl is heavily hitting on my restaurant girl. I am encouraging it. Restaurant girl is visibly annoyed.
?. The Israelis leave. The girl from Reno, ignoring restaurant girl, tells me she wants to stay with me, argues with her man and he, completely three sheets, takes off on his motorbike burning down the street.
?. He comes back minutes later. I can't just ditch restaurant girl nor do I want to test his Krav Maga skills, so I wave him over to make amends with his girl Reno. Reno looks at me and says, "Why you tell him come back. I no like him!" and starts crying. Fuck. They argue for a minute and she follows him to his bike gets on the back and stares at me with tears streaming down her face as they speed off into the night. I do another shot.
?. Restaurant girl and I go back to my room. I'm bored and bummed I didn't ditch her for Reno. I tell her I'll be right back and head downstairs. I do a few more shots with the hotel girls and walk to family mart for another tall Leo. I stop in a bar where the only patrons are a table of dudes with pirate bandanas on. I raise my Leo to them in a cheers motion and say, "Arrrr mateys!" They either don't find it funny or don't understand. One gets up and says, "You can't just walk in here like that. Introduce yourself." uh oh. I quickly shift into polite mode for fear of a beating, stick out my hand and follow thru with the standard introductions. And then quickly bail.
?. Heading back to hotel. I see a gaggle of worn out girls outside a closed subpar gogo bar and walk over to them and ask, "Bi ni?" One replies, "My room" I say, "Oh, can I come?" She says yes and they all start giggling. A motorbike taxi rolls up and she gets on and motions for me to get on behind her. So I do. With tall Leo in hand. The other girls are still giggling. We start motoring down the street. A hundred yards deep I tell her I was just joking and tap the driver on the shoulder to stop. I hop off as he's coming to a stop and wave goodbye.
?. Back in my room. Restaurant girl is asleep. I pass out next to her.
1pm. Restaurant girl and I wake up and go at it. What seems like 30 minutes goes by. I still feel drunk, am exhausted and can't nut. So I flop over and give up. She rides me for awhile, then smokes me for awhile, she's determined, but still nothing. In Thai I tell her it's not going to happen and jokingly say, "Go away!". Joke doesn't connect. She takes it to heart, asks me why I don't like her and gets dressed and leaves. I roll over and make a mental note to go to the pharmacy to buy a sperm volume enhancement pill before falling back to sleep.
10:30pm. Walking Street. JD is now in love so we go to his girl's bar so he can talk to his tiraak(darling). She's going to go to his room after work so he's done with the night, but willing to "tough it out" for a few drinks.
11pm. I fucked a few girls in her bar so the seat next to me stays warm as they alternate between it and the stage. I make plans with one to go out the following night, check bin, and leave. Oh, and JD's chatting with his sweetie pie the whole time.
Midnight. We play some pool, then go to a shit gogo up the street. The older mamasan sends one of her girls to our table to ask me my name and tell me mamasan wants me. Quickly check bin and leave.
1am. I get a txt from restaurant girl, "i miss you" and I'm sure one of her friends typed it up for her. JD is ready to go home and I'm too lazy to go out solo so I consider it a done night and txt back, "i come see u". JD and I get chicken kebabs and motorbike taxi back to our hotel.
1:30am. We get to hotel and girls from the hotel and shop next door are in the outdoor lobby doing shots of whiskey. I do a shot and walk to family mart for a tall Leo. JD goes to his room to wait for his schmoopy.
2am. I stop at restaurant to see restaurant girl. She's done with work and heads back to my hotel with me.
2:22am. There's now a bit of a party in my hotel's outdoor lobby. A group of rowdy Israelis and their girls have joined the girls from the hotel. All doing whiskey shots. I'm already wasted, but pull up a couple chairs anyways. Restaurant girl doesn't drink, so she just sits there moping while I join the Israelis in pounding shots.
?. One of the Isreali's girls used to live in Reno so I am chatting her up about Lake Tahoe, meanwhile, the lesbian shop girl is heavily hitting on my restaurant girl. I am encouraging it. Restaurant girl is visibly annoyed.
?. The Israelis leave. The girl from Reno, ignoring restaurant girl, tells me she wants to stay with me, argues with her man and he, completely three sheets, takes off on his motorbike burning down the street.
?. He comes back minutes later. I can't just ditch restaurant girl nor do I want to test his Krav Maga skills, so I wave him over to make amends with his girl Reno. Reno looks at me and says, "Why you tell him come back. I no like him!" and starts crying. Fuck. They argue for a minute and she follows him to his bike gets on the back and stares at me with tears streaming down her face as they speed off into the night. I do another shot.
?. Restaurant girl and I go back to my room. I'm bored and bummed I didn't ditch her for Reno. I tell her I'll be right back and head downstairs. I do a few more shots with the hotel girls and walk to family mart for another tall Leo. I stop in a bar where the only patrons are a table of dudes with pirate bandanas on. I raise my Leo to them in a cheers motion and say, "Arrrr mateys!" They either don't find it funny or don't understand. One gets up and says, "You can't just walk in here like that. Introduce yourself." uh oh. I quickly shift into polite mode for fear of a beating, stick out my hand and follow thru with the standard introductions. And then quickly bail.
?. Heading back to hotel. I see a gaggle of worn out girls outside a closed subpar gogo bar and walk over to them and ask, "Bi ni?" One replies, "My room" I say, "Oh, can I come?" She says yes and they all start giggling. A motorbike taxi rolls up and she gets on and motions for me to get on behind her. So I do. With tall Leo in hand. The other girls are still giggling. We start motoring down the street. A hundred yards deep I tell her I was just joking and tap the driver on the shoulder to stop. I hop off as he's coming to a stop and wave goodbye.
?. Back in my room. Restaurant girl is asleep. I pass out next to her.
1pm. Restaurant girl and I wake up and go at it. What seems like 30 minutes goes by. I still feel drunk, am exhausted and can't nut. So I flop over and give up. She rides me for awhile, then smokes me for awhile, she's determined, but still nothing. In Thai I tell her it's not going to happen and jokingly say, "Go away!". Joke doesn't connect. She takes it to heart, asks me why I don't like her and gets dressed and leaves. I roll over and make a mental note to go to the pharmacy to buy a sperm volume enhancement pill before falling back to sleep.
Koh Samet
Very high class euro...
Be sure to BYOIC....(Isan Chick)
I don't read thai or jibberish...
got to give her credit for trying... They are oddly ledgible...
12 March 2010
Poker Update
I know everyone was wondering how my online poker play has been going. Well, today is probably the first day since that post 2 months ago that I have actually gotten online and played. I've tripled my initial investment and now have a whopping $60 in my bankroll!
10 March 2010
Bling!
This girl also followed thru with a few face piercings... and the
standard "my hand is a gun" pose.
08 March 2010
Clip Clip Clip
06 March 2010
Holy Shit! Part II
Why was that night so good? Well, JD and I go to this gogo bar next to one we always go to. It has a hot tub show where the girls splash around naked. One in particular has plump lips and an amazing body and I can't stop staring. She notices and calls me over to the tub. I buy her some lady drinks, I ask her if she wants to go drinking somewhere, she does and gets dressed. We head out to Walking Street. It's still early so we go to a gogo bar up the street that her sister manages. There is a cute girl working there that has only been in town for a few days, she speaks zero english. Hot tub girl sees me checking her out and asks if I want the girl to join us at our table. "Yes." She waves the girl down and she comes over, they chat in Thai for a while and Hot tub says, "She wants to come with us, is that ok?" "Yes." We go back to my room for some whiskey cokes on the balcony overlooking Soi Diana. Hot tub girl tells me New Girl is super shy and has never done a threesome, let alone kiss another girl. I'm not sure I believe it, but I go along with it. "Oh ok, no worries, no pressure from me."
A couple whiskey cokes later and the girls start lightly kissing before getting naked and fully making out on the bed while I am sitting there watching while sipping my whiskey. They get into the 69 position and New girl is moaning and seems to be in complete ecstasy and can't get enough of Hot Tub's box. It's so fucking hot I can't watch any longer, I have to join in. So I take one last swig of my whiskey and get on the bed to help New Girl out. As far as visual stimulation this menage blows the others out of the water. Two smoking hot bodies and busy mouths all over me and each other. We do everything and then do everything again. A few nuts and who knows how much time later I collapse on my back drenched in sweat. New girl goes to the bathroom only to come back and start eating out Hot Tub again. wtf?! Hot Tub looks at me and smirks, points down to the top of New girl's head, mouths, "lesbian for sure.", and pulls my head towards her tits. We go at it again.
A couple whiskey cokes later and the girls start lightly kissing before getting naked and fully making out on the bed while I am sitting there watching while sipping my whiskey. They get into the 69 position and New girl is moaning and seems to be in complete ecstasy and can't get enough of Hot Tub's box. It's so fucking hot I can't watch any longer, I have to join in. So I take one last swig of my whiskey and get on the bed to help New Girl out. As far as visual stimulation this menage blows the others out of the water. Two smoking hot bodies and busy mouths all over me and each other. We do everything and then do everything again. A few nuts and who knows how much time later I collapse on my back drenched in sweat. New girl goes to the bathroom only to come back and start eating out Hot Tub again. wtf?! Hot Tub looks at me and smirks, points down to the top of New girl's head, mouths, "lesbian for sure.", and pulls my head towards her tits. We go at it again.
Imagine A Place
I think we've all had that daydream where you have a superpower that made you irresistable to every girl you wanted.
Imagine if there was a place where that dream could be realized, where every girl you saw could be your next potential bedding. And I'm not just talking about bar girls or gogo dancers or freelancers. I'm also talking about that cute girl behind the starbucks counter, the waitress, the hairdresser, the woman eating soup at the table next to you, the salon owner, the optician, the chick behind you in line at the family mart, the cashier at the family mart, the dental assistant, the girl in the elevator in your hotel, the girl getting off that taxi truck, the hotel receptionist, the cute friend of the girl you just fucked, the pharmacist, the stewardess who's just in town on layover, the accountant on holiday, the maid, the girl at the laundry...
Imagine if there was a place where that dream could be realized, where every girl you saw could be your next potential bedding. And I'm not just talking about bar girls or gogo dancers or freelancers. I'm also talking about that cute girl behind the starbucks counter, the waitress, the hairdresser, the woman eating soup at the table next to you, the salon owner, the optician, the chick behind you in line at the family mart, the cashier at the family mart, the dental assistant, the girl in the elevator in your hotel, the girl getting off that taxi truck, the hotel receptionist, the cute friend of the girl you just fucked, the pharmacist, the stewardess who's just in town on layover, the accountant on holiday, the maid, the girl at the laundry...
Welcome to Pattaya.
05 March 2010
Nothing like
Being pissed off sitting alone in front of a family mart at 3am with a
22 leo and having some old bag try to get you to buy flowers from her.
For who bitch?!?!!
22 leo and having some old bag try to get you to buy flowers from her.
For who bitch?!?!!
04 March 2010
Note to girls in pattaya
If you're mad at your man for being a butterfly don't try and make him jealous and tell him you are going to go "two lady one man" and then leave him at the club with your hot girlfriends.
And don't get mad at him later that night when he walks by you on the way to his room with one of your hot girlfriends in tow.
Sum num nah!
Jhao-Chu
Where I confessed to being a jhao-chu (butterfly).
I told her that we could boom-boom but I likely wouldn't call her for many days and would sleep with many women inbetween.
As a counter offer I said we could go out closer to my departure and screw and then she wouldn't feel bad that I didn't call her as I will have left the country.
She is currently weighing her options and will get back to me.
Here's a few picks from the gardens we visited.
03 March 2010
A little drama but it's all in good spirits...
Last night was fun...
Traditionally it's TIBKK who likes lady drama... IE chicks fighting over him....
Last night was my turn...
I've got this 19 year old bombshell gogo dancer who "loves me"
Granted I've only know her for 36 hours the majority of which she's stage dancing....
And my god this chick can dance...
Which I usually assume is a good proxy for ability in the sack... Not this time....
But that's neither here nor there...
Where was is.... Ahhh... Soo...
So we go to her club early on.... Wait let's back up...
The Pre-Party...
TIBKK and I are at our favorite watering hole...
A couple games of pool a few black-sodas...
The norm... Well one of the waitresses confesses that she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday...
She's hurting, I mean reeling in pain as she caught him with a lady...
We both agree to take her out on our dime and get her propper drunk....
Her boyfriend was from Manchester City....
Well she gets off work at 2 so we carry on...
We end up at iBar. Home of my gogo princess...
Booze there for a bit while the spinner dances and move onward.
Promising to return of course...
A gogo here a gogo there...
Everywhere a gogo....
TIBKK picks up his bird at Doll House 2...
She also loves Americans...
We return to Insonmia only to have my youngster calling me asking me where I'm at...
Now I'm rather old and can't hear shit in discos or clubs...
In fact once I made a chick leave with me so I could ask her her name...
But I digress...
So she's calling me and A. I don't speak Thai and B. can't hear shit...
So I give my phone to the bouncer and let him field it...
You know location, dress, etc...
Well a minute or two go by... And a few more do to...
And as much as I honestly believe thai people can't accurately communicate with eachother it's been toooooo long...
He's in and out of the door and walking around...
At one point I'm sure he's going to steal my phone...
Anyway seven minutes later he returns it... No joke 7 mins...
Count'em!!!!
I'm quickly greeted by Ms 19yo who seems upset...
Hummmm....
I assure her that I'll come visit her dancing platform downstairs in 30 minutes... Which I won't....
And as I head back back to our table Ms I Just Lost My Boyfriend and Havent Been Laid in 8 Months is there...
Apparently Mr. Bouncer fielded two phone calls for me...
Thanks bro....
Well 19 is down stairs.... TIBKK has a bird and I'm left to console Ms Brokenheart...
I'm a sweet guy...
Were grinding and necking...
I'm always here to help a friend... And a big shoutout to Alan...
Don't know why you tossed this one out...
She's Bi and use to do lesbian shows at one of the local bars...
The biggest freak I've met here by far....
Anyways hats off Sir Alan...
So I'm home free. TIBKK has a lady and this one is ready to head home with me...
Chicks looking to get even with an astray lover are quite impressive let me tell you...
A little more dancing and guess who tracks me down...
Ms 19....
She's livid... I'm talking steaming angry...
Which is to be expected... It's the second time I've come to see her...
And the second time she has caught me with someone else...
The previous story ends the same....
She's crying and punching and hemming and hawing...
Anyway I pull the eject with brokenheart in hand...
She goes bannas for the next 3 hours and I turn my phone off...
Holed up in her room to avoid Ms 19...
Which Mister Security Guard was polite enough to inform me that 19 came over last night and made a scene looking for me!!!
Queen of Nagas
I actually just saw it in a bathroom picture yesterday.
(My photo below)
02 March 2010
Walking Street Pattaya
That's a boylady for you scoring at home...
Psycho....
I knew her for all of 9 hours...
She calls frequently too...
Madam Giffer
now manages a group of girls for various "assignments". She's very
business savvy...
26 February 2010
"...I'm Free"
I stumbled home from Walking Street solo last week around 4am. I noticed that the english bar across from my hotel where JD and I usually start the night was still open so instead of heading up to my room I head to the bar. One of the service girls was there doing Jager-Lipo(energy drink) shots with a few of her girlfriends and called me over to join them. I obviously didn't need another drink, but 3 shots later I was ready for a black soda. One of the friends was crushing on me. She spoke excellent English. I asked why and apparently she has had a longterm boyfriend from Ireland or England or something. And I guess she just received her monthly allowance from him because she was buying us rounds of drinks and refused to let me pay for mine. 7am I was cooked and the sun was starting to rise so I was saying my goodbyes and the girl leaned over to me and said, "Can I come with you? I'm free." I laughed at that cause one of the other girls at the table had on a t-shirt that said 'No Money, No Honey', and then turned to her and said, "Ok, let's go."
We ended up fucking for an hour or so, she was super enthusiastic and attentive, and I couldn't sleep afterwards because of all the energy drink shots, so we head back across the street where the others are still going strong. unbelievable. We hang out there for another hour before heading back to my room around 9:30 or so for another rodeo session before finally passing out.
I wake up an hour later to her phone ringing. She looks at me and puts her finger to her lips. It's her boyfriend. So here we are, the two of us, laying there naked and she's holding the phone to her ear with one hand and holding my exhausted cock with the other. She's telling him about her night, which surprisingly she leaves out the part about going to a hotel room with a guy for a marathon fuck. She makes plans to meet up with him for lunch and gets off the phone. We go at it one more time before she showers and leaves.
We ended up fucking for an hour or so, she was super enthusiastic and attentive, and I couldn't sleep afterwards because of all the energy drink shots, so we head back across the street where the others are still going strong. unbelievable. We hang out there for another hour before heading back to my room around 9:30 or so for another rodeo session before finally passing out.
I wake up an hour later to her phone ringing. She looks at me and puts her finger to her lips. It's her boyfriend. So here we are, the two of us, laying there naked and she's holding the phone to her ear with one hand and holding my exhausted cock with the other. She's telling him about her night, which surprisingly she leaves out the part about going to a hotel room with a guy for a marathon fuck. She makes plans to meet up with him for lunch and gets off the phone. We go at it one more time before she showers and leaves.
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