Groundhog's Day....

Anyone seen groundhog's day...

Apparently....

Apparently these types of photos move pants off the rack at "Big-C"

(the thai equalivent of walmart...)

Landlord

The landlord was insistant on putting a deadbolt on our door....

A pretty good guy all in all....

Pirates galore...

For whatever reason Thailand has an over abundance of old white guys
who think it's cool to have a ponytail and wear a bandana...

Earing optional....

I keep this photo in my phone so I can explain to the girls why TIBKK
and I keep saying "Arrrr matey" and the like...

They get quite a kick out of it once they figure it out.....

No darling....

"No darling I'm at home.... I miss you too.... Yes I wait you... "

TIBKK says: That person in your pic looks an awful lot like a pound

A while ago....

Before I left for a visa run to Malaysia I was left to my own devices in Bangkok for two evenings.....

The first night I get in after a long cabride and a few to many black- sodas only to find mango bar basically empty...

I hangout for a bit and play some pool. I end up chumming it up with an English chap over a few more black-sodas.....

At this point I'm hammered and Nana Plaza is going to close soon.....

I'm out hunting.... Let's go Nana!

I troll thru a few bars before I find a cutie of interest....

Short time up stairs... I'm in...

Soon it's closing time and I've got to get my pants on and leave...

I'm walking down the stairs only to run into my English mate...

He's with two birds and invites me along....

"where we going?"

"don't know... Some afterhours thai club...."

"I'm in...."

We grab a cab... One chick sits in the front and I get stuck bitch....

At this point the girl on my right has glued herself to he door in hopes of not making contact with me....

"so you caught me coming down stairs from the ST?" (short time)

It's lost on her but were both on the same page at this point... She wants nothing to do with me...

As this is happening the one in the front perks up and takes some interest in me....

Cool......

We get to the club...

The only two white people there... And maybe the most tore up too...

We order a liter of johney walker black....

Great idea....

They have a DJ and are only playing thai music...

My newfound buddy and I start to make a dancing scene...

Were a foot taller than everyone there and he's as pastey white as I am....

Let the goofy Isan dancing commence.

More and more drinks are served...

The girls are propper and see to it that our drinks ae always full...

Not exactly something I need at this point...

It doesn't stop me.... Keep'm coming....

Soon it's 4 AM and closing time...

I've been dancing with the same girl forementioned all night long...

She asks me where I'm going...

I tell her home with her...

"I live with mamma..."

"no problem..." callin her bluff... "let's go..."

A taxi to some place in Bangkok that white people don't go and were home....

We walk in to her apartment only to find out it's a studio with mamma sleeping on the floor on a straw mat Isan style...

She awakes with the light....

I'm sticking to my guns tho and swearing I have no problem sleeping / boning down on the bed next to mamma...

Bluff called....

Anyway it's clearly not going to happen so I decide to show myself the door....

I'm actually able to find a sober motorbike taxi at that hour....

I start my usual shit... Encouraging him to drive faster, directing traffic, and giving cars the stiff-arm heisman style...

My taxi guy isn't as amused as they usually are... Then again he's sober....

I get dropped off at the 7-11 near my hotel and start my drunken ritual of putting everything in the microwave...

This time it's 2 chicken fried rice, a soup and a bag of cookies...

Again a less than enthuastic response from the staff...

Cookies aren't allowed in microwaves and things go one at a time apparently...

Who knew...

Well at least someone is ammused. A forty something drunk lady also looking for food and ass...

Were a match made in heaven....

We start dining on the stoop outside....

Real classy stuff here...

I'm feeding her wontons and shes rubbing my leg...

I've taken to calling her mamma and i'm sure she's liking it...

"where you go?"

"to my hotel, you want?"

"OK.."

And were off...

I get a coy smile from the 20 something receptionist only to reply "could have been you"

We had been joking earlier when I checked in and I invited her out for a drink which she politely declined...

Mamma spends the next twelve hours holed up with me in the hotel....

Classic!

Decoding

Two girls working as a team to decode some English. Similar to what
they do when one of them gets a txt msg from a farang boyfriend...

The cool thing about....

The cool thing about having your own restruant is that you can put all
sorts of weird signs anywhere you want....

Chalong time ago

We were "drinking and whoring til hell wouldn't have us no more", but
now we are getting up at 7am to train for 3 hours, then lunch and
reading before heading back to camp for 2 more hours of training, then
dinner and bed to do it over the next day.

I feel healthy and in good shape(and ready to kick the ass of the next
guy to cut in front of me on the shuffleboard table)...and I lost that
hacking cough that was a sure sign that i was bound to die by alcohol
poisoning. But I'm bored as fuck as this schedule hasn't left a lot of
room for drinking and meeting new ladies.

So tonight we are going to Patong with a few guys from the camp. These
guys are new to Thailand and I don't think are prepared for a night on
Bangla Rd with me and JD....let the good times roll...

Home sweet home....

Here is the new crib..... 3 bedroom 2 bath...

Complete with a latex farm nextdoor.... TIBKK is convinced he can make
his own rubbers....

I'm going to pass.....

Today's psycho of the day award goes to Micky the optrition...

I've only hung out with this one 6 times five of which were at her
glasses store.....

And I never even got at it....

WTF....

Baan

So we found a new baan (house) which isn't a nunnery.

The good news is the ladies will be plentiful....

The bad news is there won't be Internet access...

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Third Night In Patong aka Ladyboy Bday Party

Third night. JD flys in from Malaysia and I try to explain to him that Patong is no Pattaya. Halfway thru the night he concurs. We are on Bangla and it starts pouring rain, so we huddle with the masses under the tiny overhangs along the sidewalks. We meet a bar owner with an umbrella and he offers to take us to his bar that he just bought for 1mil baht and opened the night before. There are no ladies there, but the guy is entertaining and giving us some solid insight on Thailand nightlife...and comping us every other round of drinks. We end up stumbling out of his bar around 3am and head back to the our hotel on massage row.

We stop at lantern jaw's parlor to say hi to the new girl from the night before. JD and I end up sitting around their table drinking beers with the massage girls. We get up to leave and find out it's the ladyboy's bday and they are going to an after hours club up the hill and ask us to go. We rent a tuk-tuk and head to the club. I pair up with the new girl and JD pairs up with one of the other girls. We drink and dance at the club til about 8am. 9am we are eating across the street and JD decides he wants to bail on his massage chick and takes a motorbike taxi back to the hotel. He scoots by us on the back of the bike yelling, "quickly quickly!" in Thai to the taxi driver as he's waving his arms around.

On the way back to the parlor we walk by a guy washing his elephant.
Anyways...

When we get back to the parlor it's around 10am and lantern jaw opens the cooler and starts cracking beers. The sun is fully up now and the other shop owners are opening their shops and I just can't find it in myself to continue drinking. I actually decline a free beer.

The new girl and I go back to my room and sleep until about 6pm. After our showers the new girl decides it would be funny to yell "Helloooo Massage!" from my window, which is on the second floor and faces half the parlors on massage row. I think it's funny too, but it comes back to bite me later in the evening...

Second Night In Patong

My second night in Patong I was still solo and basically repeated the first night, drunk as a skunk and walking home solo, but this time I went for a massage with a girl in a different parlor that was owned by a 6ft tall rail thin lantern jawed ladyboy.

The girl who massaged me was beautiful but new and the price of the mediocre massage was lost in translation, plus I had to piss halfway thru the massage and when I came back into the room the girl was all packed up and ready to lead me downstairs. I tried to explain I was just taking a pee break and wanted the rest of the massage, but she didn't understand, so I just get dressed and meet her downstairs. I end up arguing with the lb about the price of the massage until finally we come to an agreement and I hand over the loot. Then the lb offers me a beer from her cooler, we cheers, the lb says I have a good heart and I say "ok thanks" and leave.

Of course, outside my hotel I see the same girl I dissed from the night before hanging out in her parlor and she's calling my name and waving me down. This time I follow thru with my promise and take her home.

Some culture for a change....

www.phuket.com/magazine/big-buddha.htm

www.youtube.com/bigbuddha

First Night In Patong

My first night in Patong I walk over to Bangla Road, which is their party road, around 10pm and on first view was incredibly disappointed. The chicks were mediocre at best and the ratio was 20 douchebag tourist guys(myself included) to 1 Thai girl. So it's kind of like finding a parking spot near the beach, all the good spots are already taken and you end driving around for an hour or parking a mile away, unless you get lucky and grab a spot right as someone is leaving. I did a quick stroll thru all the soi's and all the good spots were already taken. So I ended up just walking all over town to get a mental map of the city, of course stopping in every 7-11 to buy my next san miguel light.

Around 2am I make it to the end of my street, which is massage row, and started down the gauntlet. I ended up making it past 3 parlors, "Hellooooo Massage?" "No Thanks, I go home", before a little cutie with a full back tattoo convinced my drunken ass to take her to the "sheet room". I've never actually fucked in a massage parlor, in fact, before Patong I only actually went to the massage parlors here once and that just ended in a clinical-style handy(maybe a bit of a blowy too).

We get to the sheet room, which is basically a row of 4x7ft "rooms" divided by sheets on curtain rods. On the floor of each room is a cheap little mat and pillow. The room is dimly lit and there's usually a cd player in the corner playing crap music. She tells me to get naked and lay on the mat, so I do without a second thought. Thinking back, if I was sober, I wouldn't dare touch that mat.

tattoo girl says, "boomboom first?"
"uh, ok?", I kinda wanted the massage, but being new to the whole massage parlor shit I just rolled with it. She put the condom on with her mouth and gave me a 5 minute smoke before doing the rodeo. Set Lao. I took a quick shower in their bathroom and walked out of the parlor and headed to my room.

A few steps taken and a girl from the next parlor stops me and I am still drunk and bummed I didn't actually get a massage so I say, "ok, but no boomboom, just massage.", to which all the other girls sitting around her parlor start laughing. We go upstairs and she gives me a shitty ass massage and I realize these girls are probably not professionally trained in the art of massage. When she finishes I tell her that I'll show her how to give a real massage(tho I have no idea how to) and so she gets naked and lays stomach down on the mat. I grab her oils and start kneading it into her back, after about 10 minutes I am tired of playing masseuse and tell her I am going to leave. She asks if she can go, I say yes. She gets dressed and collects her things. We get out front and I realize I don't want to have to deal with her in the morning so I tell her I am too tired and leave her standing there in front of her parlor. "bye bye"

Soooo......

So we ended up getting a room in the faakin nunnery....

"you are not allowed to bring girls here"

Don't expect much for the next week...

Maybe we remanice about the good ole days in Pattaya...

I know there are a few untold stories...

TIBKK what say ye?

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TIBKK says: I know, I'm fucking pissed. This communal resort is run by some stupid vegan hippies and has more rules than any hotel I've ever stayed at! Fuck'em, I've scoped out the entrances and exits so am ready to sneak in a bargirl tonight. JD, can I borrow your large duffle bag?

Oh, and I have a wasp nest in my room, luckily they just hang out in their corner and haven't attacked me in my sleep yet...

B

Met this girl at Lucifer and invited her back to my place. She would call me every afternoon for like 4-5 days after, but could barely speak english face to face and on the phone she couldn't understand a thing...so I didn't know why she would call. Every call was the same:

"Hello?"
"Hello."
"BBBBBB! How are you?"
"Hello."
"What u do today?"
"a-li?"
"what u do today?"
She giggles, "a-li?"
"Where u?"
"a-li?"
"why u call me?"
"i at salon."
"u go out tonight?"
"i at salon."
"u want see me tonight?"
"my flend salon."
"ok. i go now."
"a-li?"
"bye bye"
"bye"
I press end call

If she didn't ooze sex I wouldn't take her calls, but I want to keep her around for when I go back to Pattaya, though the chances of coordinating a date over the phone are pretty slim.

These pics don't do her justice...

Yabba Dabba Doooo

10pm. I think it was Dec 30th and JD was in Bangkok getting some GFE time with his sophisticated Bangkok woman. I went to our standard pool bar to drink a couple black sodas, eat a club sandwich, and play some pool.

Midnight. I get a call from my new best friend Gif(She went from a barfine to a gf to a girl that hated me to a girl that would give me tips on how to deal with the local girls, to "u my best man flend here. i can tell you eveting". She's pretty funny and I do enjoy hanging out and hearing her stories.), so off I went to her bar to see whatsup.

1am. I am ready to head to the club and Gif and I are getting along so I ask her if she wants to go.

1:05am. I barfine Gif just so we can continue to hang out. she offers to help me find a lady and I offer to help her find a young man. She has a friend in from out of town and so I find myself on the motorbike weaving through traffic with two girls on the back. The friend wasn't cute so I quickly enlisted her to help me spot a stunner at the club.

2am. She points out a blonde I had already taken home a few days prior, so wasn't much help, ha. I spot a table of beauties with no dudes around them so I make a beeline to their table and try and talk with them. One of the girls, named Aoy, seems interested and we chat over the music.

2:30am. I say goodbye and good luck to Gif and her friend and leave the club with Aoy.

3am. We get back to my room and this girl is a freak obsessed with my cock. Fine by me.

5am. I tell her I really need to get some sleep and roll over.

5:30am. I wake up to her playing bubble bobble on her cell phone and tell her to go to sleep.

6am. I wake up to her playing bubble bobble on her cell phone and tell her to go to sleep.

7am. I wake up to her playing bubble bobble on her cell phone and tell her to go to sleep. Seriously girl? Why aren't you sleeping?!
"I smoke yabba 2 day ago. I not sleep when I yabba."
"You smoked yabba? That's not too smart. Well try cause you're freaking me out."
She says ok and closes her phone.

10am. I wake up and...she's asleep!! so I go back to sleep.

1pm. I wake up and she's still asleep, nice! I eat some snack food from my mini fridge and go back to sleep.

4pm. She's still asleep. dammit! I wake her up and she showers and preps to leave, but then we boomboom and she falls back to sleep.

8pm. She wakes up and plays with my dick for a bit and then showers and leaves. I shower, go get food and start prepping for the big night, NYE.

Laggg

I've been lagging a bit on posting up because I couldn't locate any free wifi from my room in Patong Beach. But now in some resort-y type place on the other side of the island, with wifi, so should be able to pop off a few posts...though hard to relax and type as the fucking floors here are all old hardwood planks and the guy in the room next door is pacing back and forth like an ADD kid. Sit fucking still man!

update: now there's a fucking baby crying outside my window. What kind of resort is this?!!

A little vacationing.....

We've been living at some sort of a beach for the last two months and
have yet to get in the water....

Well yesterday was beach / tourist stuff day..

That didn't prevent me from getting banged up and grabbing a different
bird from the same establishment...

Were told they don't like doing this as it creates some internal
conflicts at the establishment but this was my third time doing it and
TIBKK has probably done the same so who knows...

I think the key is doing it in under 24 hours so the news doesn't
spread between shifts....

The boozing also didn't stop TIBKK from grabbing the only chick on Soi
Kebsup (our street) who doesn't offer happy endings...

Heck I think he might have found the only one in Thailand or even
southeast Asia for that matter....

Anyway he's currently sitting in front of me sharing an earbud with
some indoneasian MTV producer he picked up.... A little Bali music
anyone????

Sooo cute....

If only the poor girl knew what he's been up to....

Running the Gantlet...

So TIBKK has termed a casual stroll down our street "running the
gantlet".... (basically every establishment on our street is a massage
parlor full of agressive little starlets...)

And after being accosted by a drunk massuse last night while he was in
route to grabbing another one I happen to agree with him...

I guess that's what you get for banging 3 chicks within 75 meters of
eachother.

Well I've kept clean after learning my lesson in Pattaya... I found
myself hoping over too many fences or taking the fire exit too many
times just to avoid last nights shagg...

That is till tonight.... Grabbed a stunner... Well... Cause we only
have 1 more night here....

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_the_gauntlet

I'm going to make it a gantlet of my own....

The Giffer turns 21!

The Giffer, my first girlfriend in Pattaya, turned 21! She can drink now!

So when the bar girls have birthdays here people staple money to their clothes. We are just friends now and I stopped in her bar, stapled 200 to her top and then bought her a couple drinks. Gif told me she made over 3000thb!

Why Ronnie Wai

Ronald's a Buddhist? Who woulda guessed.

Holy...

Holy faakin rain batman...

Body condom anyone???

Of course...

Of course the night wouldn't be complete with out a hammered motorbike
taxi ride home....

It's amazing were still alive...

Phuck-it in Phuket...

Went to a club last night with all the chicks from a massage parlor
and the owner who happens to be a LB... It was the LB's birthday...

TIBKK and I showed up wasted and then the onslaught of tequila shots
started... It was faakin ugly to say the least...

I got too banged up and had to hut the eject switch at 9:30 in the
morning....

TIBKK just kept going...

I just woke up at 5:17....

No word on Jones yet....

Re: so....

A massage crawl.... Faakin brillant!!!!!!!

As for social distortion I tried to barfine the waitress at a nice steak house here in Malaysia and later tried to pick up a customer in starbux with the line "work here long?"

I just kinda figure a chick hanging around without a coffee was a working girl.... LOL....
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On Jan 8, 2010, at 18:17, TIBKK wrote:

Oh, an my hotel room is apparently down massage row(which they don't close at 10pm) Last night I was hammered walking home and ended up fucking a masseuse from one parlor, which cost me 300bht for massage and 400bht (13 US?) for condom on bj and boomboom. Then walked about 5 yards and a cutie from the next massage place convinced me to go upstairs with her. I told her "No boomboom, just massage!" and I was so drunk that when she was done massaging me I gave her a massage. She got naked and I used the oils and everything. it was pretty funny. Then I told her Id take her home, but once we got outside I realized it would be a waste of money cause I was about to pass out. it was around 5am. So I just paid her the 300bht for the massage and bounced. I just saw her try and wave me down as I was walking into my hotel. Now I know why u hated that u fucked the girls working next to our last hotel.  Ha!  Also back to back massages makes me think we should have a massage crawl. Tho it would cost a few thousand thb and take 6 hours.


Also I'm completely socially distorted now. I was super uncomfortable walking around all the families and romantic farang couples and didn't feel comfortable until I got to the soi's where all the bar girls and gogos were. 

Bye bye KL...

Back to Thailand....

TIBKK see you in 9 hours...

Grab me a few black-sodas.....

My Xmas Eve aka Saam Baang Song aka Bangs Dlux

"Freddy! What's up man?"
"TIBKK! Merry Christmas! Come sit down and have some scotch with us, it's celebration time!"

It was around 10pm and I had just come down to my hotel lobby from a shower after the gym and was ready to hit the town. Freddy is an average built guy in his late-30's, from Sri Lanka, and has been coming to Pattaya for the last 5 years with his buddies from work. He was sitting at a table overlooking the street and was flanked by two sexy older women, and by older I mean 29-30yrs old. One has an amazing volumptous body that had JD dropping his jaw the first time he saw her walk away and the other had sexy little tight leather pants and a cute face hidden behind low hanging bangs. I couldn't stop sneaking glances at her.
I grabbed a glass and started dropping ice in it for my drink when I asked him, "Soo, how'd your night end up?"
He put his arms around both ladies and said, "you tell me, my friend," and laughed. Dang she's taken, I thought.
"Both of them?" I ask and he nods 'yes' with an ear to ear grin. "Ahhh, so I am guessing pretty nice." I say and do a quick wave to the girls and say hi, then sit down and finish pouring my scotch. I take a sip. The first sip is still bitter and the bitterness is a welcome reminder that I am not yet a full-fledged alcoholic.

A few minutes later Omar, a 40-something Sri Lankan co-worker of Freddy that would be a spitting image of Telly Sevalis if he suddenly put a lollipop in his mouth, walks up from the street with his lady in tow, the same one I've seen him with since the first night they arrived. I guess he's a serial monogamist. Which must be tough in this city.
"Merry Christmas my friends!" he says in his big commanding voice, "What does tonight bring us?"
He sits and his lady immediately begins preparing the both of them drinks. When his glass is poured he lifts it and cheers, "Cheers my friends!" We all lift our glasses and repeat, "Choke di Cop!!"
A couple drinks in and Freddy catches me staring at Bangs, "You want?" He says as he nods to her.
"Ha, nah man, she's yours, I don't want to take from you."
"No problem my friend, we are here for fun!"
"Nah, don't worry about it, it's up2lady anyways." I say and look at Bangs. She gives me a shy little smile that says she just might be into it.

A few more drinks in and someone realizes it's already past midnight and we should probably head out to Walking Street if we are going to go. So the six of us hop on a taxi truck.
Once there Bangs almost instantly puts her arm in mine, I give Freddy a look and he gives me a thumbs up and starts laughing. We burrow through the crowd to get to Mixx on the other end of the street. where we grab a table overlooking the dance floor and order our first round.

Insider tip: This is where I learn that if the girls order mixed drinks here they are around 90thb each, if the guy orders them they are around 200thb. So invite a girl to go with you and have her order the drinks and you'll be able to cover her expenses later that night with the savings.

An hour in and one of Bangs friends comes over and talks with her for a few minutes and then leaves. The friend is looking sexy in a tight white wife beater and tight white pants.
"Bangs, who was that?" I say
"My friend."
"Ohhh, she lovely lady."
"You like her?"
"Yeah, I mean, you're more lovely, I just, was just saying."
"You want her you go talk to her."
"No I like you...it's, well...you know what..."
"What?"
"You know what I've never done before..." *wink, wink. "I've never been with 2 lady."
"You want?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"With my friend?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, you go talk with her."
"I'm shy. Can you?"
"No. You not shy, you want, you go do."
"Ok." I say, feeling kinda bummed that this chick is making me work for it. I look over at the girl in white and see her sitting at a table with two other girls and I think, Fuck, how am I gonna pull this off? and turn back to the dancefloor and sip my black soda and convince myself I'll talk to her after I finish it. Black soda finished. Turn to girl. Too late, now she's grinding up on some muscle-bound dude and so I figure it's out. "Bangs, can you order me another black soda."

Just after 3am and it's time to head back to the hotel. On the way out I'm thinking Bangs did say she was up for a threesome and so I ask her to hang on a second and throw a desperation pass by walking over to this hot girl standing around the exit, "Hi, how are you?"
"Fine." she says
"What's your name?"
"Meouw."
"Hello Meouw, my name TIBKK."
She gives me a disinterested "Hi," and looks around the room. Hmmm...this isn't looking good.
"So where you from?" I say jokingly
"Where you think? Thailand." Yikes!
It's at this point some little French guy comes by, says something to me in frenchyenglishspeak, grabs her by the hand and they walk off. Either he's that good, she was that desperate to get away from me, or they had already met earlier. My fragile ego convinces me they already paired up earlier.
I walk back over to Bangs, "Ok, nevermind. Let's go."
As we're walking back to the entrance of Walking Street Bangs grabs my wrist and says, "You still want two lady?"
Uhhh, yeahhhh!! "Sure, ok."
She pulls me by my wrist to the side of the road and I notice her friend in white standing there with about 5 other girls, all ordering food. Bangs talks to her in Thai and White grabs my free hand and they start leading me to the entrance. White says, "You want two lady?"
"Yes I do." And we go hand in hand in hand back to my room.

Having done another 3some recently I felt a little more confident and as soon as we get in my room I tell the girls to take showers before that awkward 'where do we begin' feeling could set in. White gets naked and goes in the shower. While she is in the shower I ask Bangs to smoke me. She lays a towel on the ground and gets on her knees. A few minutes later White comes out of the bathroom and walks by us to go check her cell, as if nothing is going on. She comes back and gets down and helps Bangs out for a few minutes. Bangs gets up and hops in the shower and White leads me on to the bed where she gets over me and continues to smoke. Bangs comes back and drops her towel and comes over and a basic 2 girl 1 guy porno ensues. When all was said and done it was around 8am and I had gone through 5 condoms. Every time I thought it was time to sleep they would go down and play with the little big guy til I was ready for more action. I finally fall asleep sandwiched in between both girls only to wake up to Bangs giving me yet another bj. This chick is horny! It's now 9am and while Bangs is giving me head White is telling me she has to go soon, so I ask Bangs to stop and wrap it up with one of my few remaining condoms and then I fuck White one last time before she goes. Bangs is just laying there watching us and rubbing her body. I'm staring at White then Bangs then White and fuck does it feel good, but I just can't nut at this point and eventually pull out, smack White on the ass and say, "Ok, you can go now if you want." She gets up, showers, dresses, says goodbye, and leaves. I immediately fall back asleep with Bangs' head on my shoulder.

I wake up around 1pm and go to the bathroom. I come back and as I get into bed Bangs puts her head back on my shoulder and reaches down to play with the little big guy. Are you kidding me?! This chick is unbelievable. We end up fucking forever, mostly with her on top, until I finally tell her I am not going to be able to nut again. She gets off, I toss the empty rubber on the floor, and we fall back asleep. My stomach wakes me up around 3 or so and Bangs is still sleeping. I wake her up and tell her we need to get some food soon and I go hop in the shower. I come out and she calls me back to the bed and says, "I want you came."
"What?"
"You not came today. I want you came."
"Ok. But I came like 5 times last night, you think you can do?"
She pushes me on my back and goes at it. 30-40 minutes later she finally gets her coconut. She gets up, goes and spits in the sink and showers.

Can this girl get any better? Yes.
We are downstairs and as I am finishing my food the hotel owner comes over and tells me the maids are on holiday today and won't be cleaning my room and walks away. Bangs gets up, goes to the front desk and comes back with clean sheets and towels and tells me to go back to my room where she proceeds to straighten up my stuff, change my sheets and bunch the dirty linens in a pile outside my door. wow. We go back downstairs and she calls up her friend to come pick her up and I say goodbye tell her thanks and head back upstairs to sleep some more. As I'm laying in bed I'm thinking, "Damn, Freddy knows how to pick'em. But fuck, I forgot to get her number. Hopefully Freddy got it." And then I dose off.

Greetings

from Malaysia...

 

Adios Pattaya (for now)

Headed to Bangkok now for two days before catching a plane to Phuket to spend a few weeks in the surf and sun.

I never thought I'd get choked up while here, but as I was loading my bags into the taxi it started raining, the hotel staff all came out to say goodbye and Kun, my Pattaya girlfriend, was standing off to the side crying and giving me a sad little wave goodbye. She's such a sweet girl and I am truly going to miss her. And now the taxi driver is playing sappy 80's love songs. My heart is breaking over here!

At least I have May waiting for me at the Nana BTS station...

Problems associated with....

Problems with using a bar-girl as an engrish teacher...

TIBKK and I like joke that we just pickup new engrish teachers every
now and again...

Well for the past week and a half I've been using the clever saying of
"set laao" for I'm finished already....

I use to use "moat" IE finished and then to make it past tense

(thai verbs don't conjugate for tense or at all for that matter)

So moat laao was finished already....

Some bird tells me that set laao is the same after an all-nighter...

So at the end of every meal I've been saying set laao...

"done with your drink" (in engrish)

Clever JD: set laao

"another pool game?"

Clever JD: set laao

Well last night one of the better speakers I know let's me in on a
little insider info....

After a giggle of course...

"set is only used for when you're done with sex...."

Now I know.... Faak me.....

LOL.....

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Just like Vegas....

Just like Vegas I love the appence of the open container laws here....

Except it's the whole country here...

A few "black sodas" for the road....

"noo probrum..."

On my way... Don't know where I'm going...

On my way back to Bangkok even though I don't have an exit flight....

I'm just going to grab the cheapest flight possible and bail asap...

Turkminastan anyone?

At least I'll get to check out Soi Cowboy....

Will report on that...

And get to watch the UFC fight at The Big Mango tomorrow....

Hey when god hands you a lemon.... (or something like that....)

Laser....
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Fwd: Orbitz Flight Cancellation Notification

So I might have a few more days of chaos here after all... 

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Begin forwarded message:

From: Orbitz <flightstatus@orbitz.com>
Date: January 3, 2010 16:10:16 GMT+07:00
To: JD 
Subject: Orbitz Flight Cancellation Notification

Lufthansa flight 782 to Kuala Lumpur Int'l (KUL) has been canceled.If
you need assistance, please contact OrbitzTLC at 1-888-656-4546.
Primary traveler name:JD. Your Orbitz record locator
for this trip is AP110101NDHYCIUT. See the latest travel conditions
- on your mobile device at http://mobile.orbitz.com, and on the
web at http://updates.orbitz.com.

New posts coming soon...

Until then...fuck you!

Happy 2010

Happy new year! Actually glad the holiday season is over as there was an endless barrage of fireworks every minute of every day on every street from Dec 24 til Jan 1.

walking street on Jan 1 at 5am. No signs of the celebration stopping.

Goodbye....

Goodbye Pattaya I hardly even knew you....

Tonight will be my last night in Pattaya for a while.... I've actually
already told "ole faithful" I'd give her a call so I think it promises
to be a lack luster one....

Oh well I'm sure I'll swing back by here on my way out of Thailand.

Tomorrow off to Bangkok for a day...

Then to Kulua Lumpor for a few days...

I'll be meeting up with TIBKK in Phuket a few days after that...

I don't expect much in KL....

Will keep you posted....