My Xmas Eve aka Saam Baang Song aka Bangs Dlux

"Freddy! What's up man?"
"TIBKK! Merry Christmas! Come sit down and have some scotch with us, it's celebration time!"

It was around 10pm and I had just come down to my hotel lobby from a shower after the gym and was ready to hit the town. Freddy is an average built guy in his late-30's, from Sri Lanka, and has been coming to Pattaya for the last 5 years with his buddies from work. He was sitting at a table overlooking the street and was flanked by two sexy older women, and by older I mean 29-30yrs old. One has an amazing volumptous body that had JD dropping his jaw the first time he saw her walk away and the other had sexy little tight leather pants and a cute face hidden behind low hanging bangs. I couldn't stop sneaking glances at her.
I grabbed a glass and started dropping ice in it for my drink when I asked him, "Soo, how'd your night end up?"
He put his arms around both ladies and said, "you tell me, my friend," and laughed. Dang she's taken, I thought.
"Both of them?" I ask and he nods 'yes' with an ear to ear grin. "Ahhh, so I am guessing pretty nice." I say and do a quick wave to the girls and say hi, then sit down and finish pouring my scotch. I take a sip. The first sip is still bitter and the bitterness is a welcome reminder that I am not yet a full-fledged alcoholic.

A few minutes later Omar, a 40-something Sri Lankan co-worker of Freddy that would be a spitting image of Telly Sevalis if he suddenly put a lollipop in his mouth, walks up from the street with his lady in tow, the same one I've seen him with since the first night they arrived. I guess he's a serial monogamist. Which must be tough in this city.
"Merry Christmas my friends!" he says in his big commanding voice, "What does tonight bring us?"
He sits and his lady immediately begins preparing the both of them drinks. When his glass is poured he lifts it and cheers, "Cheers my friends!" We all lift our glasses and repeat, "Choke di Cop!!"
A couple drinks in and Freddy catches me staring at Bangs, "You want?" He says as he nods to her.
"Ha, nah man, she's yours, I don't want to take from you."
"No problem my friend, we are here for fun!"
"Nah, don't worry about it, it's up2lady anyways." I say and look at Bangs. She gives me a shy little smile that says she just might be into it.

A few more drinks in and someone realizes it's already past midnight and we should probably head out to Walking Street if we are going to go. So the six of us hop on a taxi truck.
Once there Bangs almost instantly puts her arm in mine, I give Freddy a look and he gives me a thumbs up and starts laughing. We burrow through the crowd to get to Mixx on the other end of the street. where we grab a table overlooking the dance floor and order our first round.

Insider tip: This is where I learn that if the girls order mixed drinks here they are around 90thb each, if the guy orders them they are around 200thb. So invite a girl to go with you and have her order the drinks and you'll be able to cover her expenses later that night with the savings.

An hour in and one of Bangs friends comes over and talks with her for a few minutes and then leaves. The friend is looking sexy in a tight white wife beater and tight white pants.
"Bangs, who was that?" I say
"My friend."
"Ohhh, she lovely lady."
"You like her?"
"Yeah, I mean, you're more lovely, I just, was just saying."
"You want her you go talk to her."
"No I like you...it's, well...you know what..."
"What?"
"You know what I've never done before..." *wink, wink. "I've never been with 2 lady."
"You want?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"With my friend?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, you go talk with her."
"I'm shy. Can you?"
"No. You not shy, you want, you go do."
"Ok." I say, feeling kinda bummed that this chick is making me work for it. I look over at the girl in white and see her sitting at a table with two other girls and I think, Fuck, how am I gonna pull this off? and turn back to the dancefloor and sip my black soda and convince myself I'll talk to her after I finish it. Black soda finished. Turn to girl. Too late, now she's grinding up on some muscle-bound dude and so I figure it's out. "Bangs, can you order me another black soda."

Just after 3am and it's time to head back to the hotel. On the way out I'm thinking Bangs did say she was up for a threesome and so I ask her to hang on a second and throw a desperation pass by walking over to this hot girl standing around the exit, "Hi, how are you?"
"Fine." she says
"What's your name?"
"Meouw."
"Hello Meouw, my name TIBKK."
She gives me a disinterested "Hi," and looks around the room. Hmmm...this isn't looking good.
"So where you from?" I say jokingly
"Where you think? Thailand." Yikes!
It's at this point some little French guy comes by, says something to me in frenchyenglishspeak, grabs her by the hand and they walk off. Either he's that good, she was that desperate to get away from me, or they had already met earlier. My fragile ego convinces me they already paired up earlier.
I walk back over to Bangs, "Ok, nevermind. Let's go."
As we're walking back to the entrance of Walking Street Bangs grabs my wrist and says, "You still want two lady?"
Uhhh, yeahhhh!! "Sure, ok."
She pulls me by my wrist to the side of the road and I notice her friend in white standing there with about 5 other girls, all ordering food. Bangs talks to her in Thai and White grabs my free hand and they start leading me to the entrance. White says, "You want two lady?"
"Yes I do." And we go hand in hand in hand back to my room.

Having done another 3some recently I felt a little more confident and as soon as we get in my room I tell the girls to take showers before that awkward 'where do we begin' feeling could set in. White gets naked and goes in the shower. While she is in the shower I ask Bangs to smoke me. She lays a towel on the ground and gets on her knees. A few minutes later White comes out of the bathroom and walks by us to go check her cell, as if nothing is going on. She comes back and gets down and helps Bangs out for a few minutes. Bangs gets up and hops in the shower and White leads me on to the bed where she gets over me and continues to smoke. Bangs comes back and drops her towel and comes over and a basic 2 girl 1 guy porno ensues. When all was said and done it was around 8am and I had gone through 5 condoms. Every time I thought it was time to sleep they would go down and play with the little big guy til I was ready for more action. I finally fall asleep sandwiched in between both girls only to wake up to Bangs giving me yet another bj. This chick is horny! It's now 9am and while Bangs is giving me head White is telling me she has to go soon, so I ask Bangs to stop and wrap it up with one of my few remaining condoms and then I fuck White one last time before she goes. Bangs is just laying there watching us and rubbing her body. I'm staring at White then Bangs then White and fuck does it feel good, but I just can't nut at this point and eventually pull out, smack White on the ass and say, "Ok, you can go now if you want." She gets up, showers, dresses, says goodbye, and leaves. I immediately fall back asleep with Bangs' head on my shoulder.

I wake up around 1pm and go to the bathroom. I come back and as I get into bed Bangs puts her head back on my shoulder and reaches down to play with the little big guy. Are you kidding me?! This chick is unbelievable. We end up fucking forever, mostly with her on top, until I finally tell her I am not going to be able to nut again. She gets off, I toss the empty rubber on the floor, and we fall back asleep. My stomach wakes me up around 3 or so and Bangs is still sleeping. I wake her up and tell her we need to get some food soon and I go hop in the shower. I come out and she calls me back to the bed and says, "I want you came."
"What?"
"You not came today. I want you came."
"Ok. But I came like 5 times last night, you think you can do?"
She pushes me on my back and goes at it. 30-40 minutes later she finally gets her coconut. She gets up, goes and spits in the sink and showers.

Can this girl get any better? Yes.
We are downstairs and as I am finishing my food the hotel owner comes over and tells me the maids are on holiday today and won't be cleaning my room and walks away. Bangs gets up, goes to the front desk and comes back with clean sheets and towels and tells me to go back to my room where she proceeds to straighten up my stuff, change my sheets and bunch the dirty linens in a pile outside my door. wow. We go back downstairs and she calls up her friend to come pick her up and I say goodbye tell her thanks and head back upstairs to sleep some more. As I'm laying in bed I'm thinking, "Damn, Freddy knows how to pick'em. But fuck, I forgot to get her number. Hopefully Freddy got it." And then I dose off.