She had a....

She had a great ass but only knew the following eleven phrases (listed
likelihood of use at any given time...)

1. Upto me....

2. Upto you....

3. Shut up... You yaak yaak yaak....

4. Fuck me....

5. I want to fuck you...

6. When you come see me...

7. Fuck my ass.....

8. Buy me drink....

9. (Some wierd gutteral noise I can only approximated) "yes"...

10. I go toilet...

11. Cum on my face....

This morning I paraded past her with the "crazy monkey" (ie ole
faithful) in tow.... She was none too happy....

So long Eve thanks for the memories....